No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ores Mined:	8468	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Aussie Land Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with wild Aussies who are always up for a good time. Need a kangaroo as a pet? Done. Want to ride a giant spider into battle? We got you covered.

Join our server and experience the absolute madness of trying to survive in a world where everything is upside down (literally, we have a topsy-turvy dimension). Our players have been known to build entire cities out of Vegemite and have epic battles using nothing but boomerangs and didgeridoos.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with koalas who are secretly plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plan?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the land of the A B S O L U T E state of aussies! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

4 Years Old Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on those lame servers with outdated hardware? Join our Minecraft SMP where our server is over 4 years old and still kicking butt with only 8gb of RAM! It’s like the Benjamin Button of servers, getting better with age. Plus, for the low low price of $699, you can join in on the fun and experience the power of our ancient but mighty server. Who needs those fancy new AMD/Kiketel firehouses when you can have the OG server that defies all odds? Join now and witness the legend of the unstoppable Minecraft SMP server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Towns Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BaggageBrawlCraft

Are you tired of losing your precious carry-ons to sneaky friends and family members? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we promise that no one will ever steal your virtual items! Join us and never worry about losing your loot again.

Plus, we have a special feature where if someone tries to take your items, a giant virtual dragon will swoop in and protect your belongings. It’s like having a personal bodyguard for your pixelated possessions!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you embark on epic quests and build magnificent virtual creations. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (and you won’t have to worry about anyone taking your stuff)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EnerGizerMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the power of virtual energy crystals that will give you an instant boost whenever you need it! Our server is powered by a secret blend of Red Bull and unicorn tears, guaranteed to keep you hyped up and ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our SMP is home to a rare breed of zombie chickens that lay golden eggs filled with diamonds. So not only will you have endless energy, but you’ll also be rolling in riches in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most electrifying Minecraft community out there!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pet to Pupper

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pet paradise!

Join us and watch as your pet’s name transforms from Fluffy to Fluffzilla, from Fido to Firebreather, and from Whiskers to Whiskertron 3000! Our server is so wild that your pets will undergo a complete transformation, becoming powerful beings that will help you conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pet Olympics, where your pets can compete in events like the 100-meter fetch, synchronized swimming, and extreme parkour. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bones and fish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the epic evolution of your pets. Who knows, maybe one day your pet will become the ruler of the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MileiCraft: UNhypocrisy

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have ARGENTINA’S PRESIDENT MILEI as our honorary guest!!! he’s sick of the UN’s BS and he’s here to take down all the hypocrites with his diamond sword!!! watch as he builds a wall around spawn to keep out all the haters and trolls, while he gives epic speeches about freedom and justice!!! join now and be part of the revolution, because on this server, we don’t play by the rules – we make our own!!! #MinecraftRevolution #DownWithTheUN #FreeDiamondSwordsForAll

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dimension Hops:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Mines Excavated:	3030	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the pixelated mountains. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to turn all the zombies into friendly villagers who do your bidding. Plus, you’ll get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident llama, Larry. He’s a real party animal and loves to lead players on wacky adventures through the Nether. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor because things can get pretty crazy around here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Shower Everyday Other Than Rare Occasion Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where taking cold showers is not only encouraged, but mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the icy water will give you superhuman strength and agility in-game. Plus, it’s a great way to keep the creepers at bay – they hate the cold!

But that’s not all – we also have a strict shower schedule that must be followed. Failure to shower at least once a week will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. Trust us, you don’t want to end up there – the ghasts throw some killer parties, but they have terrible hygiene.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure, where the showers are cold and the stakes are high. Who knows, you might just emerge from the depths of the mines a stronger, cleaner, and more shower-savvy player than ever before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Sing4TheCash

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and you could win a whopping 1 million dollars just by singing a song perfectly! That’s right, just belt out those tunes and you could be rolling in cash!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every full moon, the creepers on our server break out into a synchronized dance routine that is truly a sight to behold. You won’t want to miss it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft millionaire!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ores Mined:	2042	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	249

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Fuel Fiasco: Navy Oops

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So, like, this server is like a total blast, dude. Picture this: the US Navy Oiler is cruising along, minding its own business, when BAM! It runs aground like a total noob. Now the Carrier Strike Group is all like, “Oh snap, we need fuel, like, NOW!” So they have to scramble and stuff to find fuel for their ships.

But here’s the twist – on this server, YOU get to be the hero! You can, like, help the Carrier Strike Group find fuel by going on epic quests and battling crazy mobs. And, like, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground fuel depot or something.

Plus, there’s, like, a totally rad community of players who are always down to team up and have a good time. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s, like, the most epic adventure ever, dude. So come on and join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	866	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

15 Minute City Fun

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come join our epic minecraft server where time is the only factor in future city planning! we have developed a tool to measure how close our cities are to being a 15-minute city, but watch out for the significant inequalities along the way!

you never know what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world. build your own 15-minute city and rule over it with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever floats your boat).

but be warned, the other players are not to be underestimated. they will stop at nothing to sabotage your city and steal all your precious resources.

so what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone that you are the ultimate city planner in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	928024	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Divine Spears Created:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

What is the IP for Maximilian Dood Minecraft Server?

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Maximilian Dood, known simply as Max, is a popular content creator and streamer in the gaming community. With a focus on fighting games, Max has gained a large following on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch for his entertaining gameplay, insightful commentary, and engaging personality. He is known for his boundless energy and passion for the gaming industry, making him a beloved figure among fans and fellow gamers alike.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Crops Grown:	5536	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ores Mined:	9881	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Shift Up’s Minecraft Server: Nier Automata Fun!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and repetitive quests? Well, look no further because our server is like the Nier Automata sequel of Minecraft servers! Developed by the legendary creators of Stellar Blade, this server will blow your mind with its epic adventures and mind-bending quests.

Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can battle giant robots, explore futuristic cities, and uncover the mysteries of the universe. Who needs a Nier Automata sequel when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ores Mined:	3423	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

HappyCraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds all alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where happiness comes in the form of pixelated riches and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where the sun always shines, the creepers are friendly, and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that). We have a thriving community of players who are always ready to team up for epic builds, crazy pranks, and intense PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience happiness like never before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.