Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. They may spit at you, but they also know how to throw the best parties in town.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig with diamond armor and a taste for chaos. You never know when he’ll show up and wreak havoc on your builds.

4. We have a haunted mansion filled with ghostly villagers who are always looking for new players to haunt. Will you be their next victim or will you outsmart them?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace the madness on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Trust me, there is absolutely nothing anonymous about this server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 182 New Chunks Explored: 850917
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Buildings Constructed: 41
Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Falling into the Void: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Minecraft SMP: / Mine / Laugh / Build /

    Minecraft SMP: / Mine / Laugh / Build /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, Manfred Wins Edition, things are anything but ordinary!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a chance to ride on a flying pig! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    So why wait? Join Manfred Wins Edition today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend and have songs written about your epic exploits!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 108 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Re-Mine Fun Minecraft Server

    Re-Mine Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest diamonds and emeralds! But shh, don’t tell anyone!

    Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of super-intelligent, talking pigs? Yep, you heard that right. These pigs will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. Plus, they’re great at giving out relationship advice.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Baby Shark”.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember… always trust the plan. Because the plan involves lots of fun, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. But hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so awesome, right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • QNT Giving 2017 XRP Vibes Minecraft SMP

    QNT Giving 2017 XRP Vibes Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and have epic dance parties with creepers.

    Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

    But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Potato Army, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your precious loot. Will you join forces with them or stand against their starchy tyranny?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Remember, in this server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head. See you there, wagmi!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • skaryWORLD Minecraft server

    skaryWORLD Minecraft server

    SERVER UNDER DEVELOPMENT

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Bocchi’s Blocky Minecraft Server

    Bocchi’s Blocky Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because Kita Ikuyo is here to save the day! This server is so cute, even the creepers can’t resist giving you a hug (just kidding, they’ll still blow you up).

    Join us for a wild adventure where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the cows break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our friendly community is always ready to help you out, whether you need a hand building a giant statue of a potato or just want someone to join you in a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret treasure trove filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you end up getting lost in a maze of rainbow-colored sheep and never find your way out?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kita Ikuyo today and experience the cutest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky baby zombies – they may look adorable, but they’ll steal your diamonds when you least expect it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Lincoln Lawyer Minecraft SMP

    Lincoln Lawyer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the smoothest slop on the air! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 5128
    Star Shards Collected: 213 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15
    Ores Mined: 5933 Enchantments Applied: 216
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • ””> Wake Up Minecraft Server””

    ””> Wake Up Minecraft Server””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches, and participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cake” competition.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him and answer his riddles correctly.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 62

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Gif Master Minecraft SMP

    Gif Master Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to get your heart racing! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, post /a/ gifs that get you going! Who knew that pixelated blocks could be so steamy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see where the madness takes you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Runes Activated: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Buildings Constructed: 8
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Blocky Polska Minecraft Server

    Blocky Polska Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos of natural disasters like Cyclone RussiaGermany! Watch as the Vistula and other rivers swell to epic proportions, flooding 80% of Polish houses because apparently local superstition says it’s good luck to have flowing water outside your window.

    But hey, who needs a stable foundation when you can have a thrilling ride on a makeshift raft through your living room? Join us if you’re ready to live life on the edge (literally) and see if your country also builds houses over risky terrain. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Magic Items Found: 4650
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Trading Zoomer Egirl for Good Conversation Minecraft SMP

    Trading Zoomer Egirl for Good Conversation Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a trading system where you can exchange zoomer egirls for good conversation – because who needs diamonds when you can have a deep chat about the meaning of life with a virtual e-girl? And don’t worry, the pics and vids are virtually unlimited, just like the possibilities on our server. Join now and embark on a wild journey filled with memes, madness, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Is Real Minecraft Server

    Is Real Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, Anycolor, is here to shake things up!

    Join us on Anycolor and experience a world where the grass is neon pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a rendition of “My Heart Will Go On” from Titanic.

    But that’s not all – on Anycolor, you can ride llamas into battle, build houses out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even tame a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding (as long as you keep him supplied with brains, of course).

    So what are you waiting for? Join Anycolor today and help us make Minecraft great again…or at least make it more colorful and ridiculous than ever before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 487 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Toxo’s Minecraft SMP Country

    Toxo’s Minecraft SMP Country
    Are you tired of living in a world where toxoplasmosis runs rampant in your country? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing infecting you will be the urge to build the most epic base ever!

    Our server is so safe, even the creepers wear hazmat suits! And don’t even get us started on the zombies – they’re too busy doing the Thriller dance to bother attacking you.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling before you know it.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to toxoplasmosis and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Echo Enclave 1.21 PvE Private server Minecraft

    Echo Enclave 1.21 PvE Private server Minecraft

    -Here you won’t think about the fact that someone will kill you–Here you can devote yourself wholeheartedly to creativity and grind–The only danger we have for you is: Mobs, You–Tired of harmful players and arrogant admins? There are few players here and the admins will be very happy to see you (in the good sense of the word) –-We don’t have a website or donation yet, we are a little lazy but full of enthusiasm to create something similar to a server and, in the future, a whole game project–Do you play with cheats? the main thing is not to disturb others…-

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 62
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • ”’>Winning Game<''' Minecraft Server

    ”’>Winning Game
    Are you tired of toxic players ruining your League of Legends experience? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “No Jungler Dies Once” policy! If a jungler dies, they must perform a hilarious dance routine for the rest of the game to make up for it. Plus, if anyone tries to FF early, they will be banished to the Nether realm for eternity. Join us for a truly epic and drama-free Minecraft adventure like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7397 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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