No, Minecraft SMP – you aren’t seriously going to vote for this orange retard…

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1983
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Enchantments Applied:	127	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Animals Bred:	92	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Votes:	1500

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mines Excavated:	3255	Emeralds Found:	9153

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	473	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Potions Brewed:	85	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Potions Brewed:	179	Meteorites Collected:	4

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Void Gems Collected:	29	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	140	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3581
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Players:	96/800	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2