No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and contributing to society? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape reality!

On our server, you can build a giant rollercoaster that launches pigs into the sky, create a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or even ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

Forget about contributing to society, join our server and contribute to the chaos instead! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can be a master of mayhem in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your inner mischief-maker run wild!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Dragon Eggs Found: 8606 Zombie Dances: 3
Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

New Minecraft Servers

  • CircleSoft Entertainment

    CircleSoft Entertainment

    Welcome to CircleSoft Entertainment’s Minecraft faction and Spleef Server.

    We do have simple rules, just like most servers [1] Be Respectful! Respect your fellow players. [2] Always respect and follow what the admins and owners tell you to do. [3] Please REFRAIN (don’t) ask admins or owners for items. [4] Please REFRAIN (don’t) ask for admin status or lie to admins/owners. [5] Have fun!

    No use of third party programs that may cause an unfair advantage. Breaking these rules will cause instant ban. There are NO warnings for infractions (breaking rules)! YOU WILL BE INSTANTLY BANNED!

    Plugins:Factions,Spleef,Anti-Cheat,Silk-Touch,Votifier, Essentials, Player Heads And MORE!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5161
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Ores Mined: 4108 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DarceCraft

    DarceCraft

    DarceCraft was a Minecraft community founded in 2011 that started as a simple survival server, before expanding into a thriving network including anarchy, PvP and hunger games servers. At its peak DarceCraft had hundreds of concurrent players along with a busy forum and an active YouTube channel with monthly video updates about the goings on in the server. DarceCraft closed in 2016 but the memories live on – thanks for playing!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 69
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    New Chunks Explored: 691726 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • kitpvpthebest

    kitpvpthebest

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    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3400 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Runes Activated: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ruinscraft – Main

    Ruinscraft – Main

    Ruinscraft is a survival free-build server. We are a 24/7 server with a thriving economy, and several great builders. Also, we have PreciousStones so you can protect your builds from nasty griefers. Join us today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 194 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EagleSMP

    EagleSMP
    The EagleSMPA new SMP you can join! You can Create teams and PvP against other teams!

    The Server is Java and Bedrock so feel free to join us!Discord Link: discord.gg/zpKG8nXb

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Guild-Craft

    Guild-Craft

    Main plugins: –> Factions –> Economy

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 New Chunks Explored: 939981
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Chill Zone

    The Chill Zone

    Hello and welcome to The Chill Zone. We are a small community of members that are looking for a relaxing end to a stressful day.

    Here are a few things our server includes….

    IMPORTANT NOTE: This server is whitelist required. Join the discord server for more information…

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MadGaming

    MadGaming

    madgaming.eu is a factions survival server. We have a wide range of plugins, features and friendly staff. Our server is hosted on dedicated hardware located in Europe. Visit our website at www.madgaming.eu for more information on our server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ZentralCraft Network

    ZentralCraft Network

    ZentralCraft Network is a Hispanic Minecraft server, where you can play 3 modalities together with several users!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Potions Brewed: 136
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Emeralds Found: 165
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Enchanted Armories Found: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Freedom United

    Freedom United

    Freedom United is a server where we allow the player to have a lot of freedom of what they want to do. We give you alot of plugins to play with, while still trying to maintain that Vanilla feeling we all know and love!

    For example, we have hundreds of quests availible to you. We have intresting areas you can explore, Coop arena’s, cities where you can buy stuff, and much much more! (Full list down below!). All this, while keeping the Vanilla Feel! Players are allowed to build, walk, kill, and explore all they want!

    Link to the Dynmap: http://94.213.198.23:8123/ __________

    The IP for our server is: 94.213.198.23 Feel free to join! You are always welcome considering there is no Whitelist !

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Urucraft

    Urucraft

    Minecraft Server 1.8 to 1.20 Modalities: Survival, Creative and SkyBlock, We are a newly opened Network in expansion

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AngelsCraft

    AngelsCraft

    Hey guys welcome to AngelzCraft we feature some awesome plugins including : *Factions *Timeismoney *Lockette *Bounty *Dogtags *And many more =)

    Our server holds 200 people at a time WITH NO LAG!!! and the server is up 24/7 We have awesome staff with 10 Admins, 1 Mod, 1 Co-Owner, and 1 Owner.

    IP:Angelzcraft.no-ip.org                IP:Angelzcraft.no-ip.org

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    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 272 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DEADZONEmc

    DEADZONEmc

    Max level >> 150 Starting money 500 Reserve every midnight Wedding lock box protection Bank – keep level – die without dropping items Level lifeskill +buff random box NPC trading Create a guild + NPC send quests Log in to receive daily rewards /reward Make something permanent NPC gives out free buffs ⁠buff-shop

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Farms Harvested: 521

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GoPro

    GoPro

    The best Latvian server! McMMo Factions 50 slots 24/7 No lag! Shop!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • IgniteSMP

    IgniteSMP

    IgniteSMP is a survival Minecraft server that features a slowly expanding custom map with realistic biomes, borders, and landmarks. Players can travel across continents, oceans, and islands using boats, planes, and nether portals. They can also claim land for their civilization, form alliances, start wars, and trade or fight for resources. When you’re ready to begin exploring, building and conquering, then you’ll know it’s time to join the IgniteSMP server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 21
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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