No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and contributing to society? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape reality!

On our server, you can build a giant rollercoaster that launches pigs into the sky, create a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or even ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

Forget about contributing to society, join our server and contribute to the chaos instead! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can be a master of mayhem in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your inner mischief-maker run wild!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 38
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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