No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and contributing to society? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape reality!

On our server, you can build a giant rollercoaster that launches pigs into the sky, create a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or even ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

Forget about contributing to society, join our server and contribute to the chaos instead! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can be a master of mayhem in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your inner mischief-maker run wild!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 8
Dragon Eggs Found: 6472 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
Gods Slained: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Frosty Scoops Minecraft Server

    Frosty Scoops Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are made of ice cream and the creepers explode into sprinkles! Join us for a sweet adventure filled with wacky surprises and delicious treats.

    Our server is home to the legendary Ice Cream Castle, where players can battle it out in epic ice cream wars and compete in ice cream eating contests. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual ice cream!

    But be warned, the Ice Cream Yeti roams the land, stealing ice cream cones from unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this frosty foe and reclaim your frozen treats?

    Join us for a scoop-tacular time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember to bring your sweet tooth and a sense of humor – things are about to get seriously silly!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Debate Minecraft SMP Series

    Debate Minecraft SMP Series
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion!

    Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Build your dream base, form alliances with other players, and maybe even start a war or two (all in good fun, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who control the server economy, a haunted mansion where ghosts roam the halls, and a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • KarmaCraft Minecraft Server

    KarmaCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, tears, and questionable life choices – just like my brother’s job search!

    Our server is so chaotic, it’ll make you grateful for your own crazy family dynamics. And don’t worry about finding a place to live, because unlike my brother, we won’t be crashing on your virtual couch anytime soon.

    With a community crazier than my brother’s dating history, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions – just like dealing with my brother’s constant LinkedIn posts begging for help.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Gods Slained: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Love Letters Sent: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • BoyfriendBrunchFail

    BoyfriendBrunchFail
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sleep? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize rest over breakfast delivery!

    Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping in and ignoring your boyfriend’s breakfast demands. No need to worry about waking up early to grab food, just focus on getting those Z’s!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the drama of a pouty boyfriend who can’t handle being denied breakfast. Will he forgive you for choosing sleep over food? Only time will tell on our server!

    And don’t worry about transportation issues, we offer virtual DoorDash services for all your in-game food delivery needs. Who needs real-life breakfast when you can order virtual lunch for your hangry boyfriend?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate sleep vs. breakfast dilemma in Minecraft form! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Magic Items Found: 2014
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 17

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CashBackSibMinecraftSMP

    CashBackSibMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of constantly being broke because your little sibling keeps stealing your hard-earned diamonds on our Minecraft SMP? Join us now and take revenge by building elaborate traps to catch them in the act! Who needs a bank when you have a sibling thief to keep you on your toes? Join us for the ultimate sibling rivalry showdown!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Magic Items Found: 8636 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Crops Grown: 3226 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • SaharaFloods Minecraft Server

    SaharaFloods Minecraft Server
    yo, have you heard about this epic minecraft server that’s so lit, even the sahara desert is flooding for the first time in 50 years just to get a taste of the action? like, bro, you gotta join this server ASAP before the whole world goes underwater from all the epicness happenin’ here.

    imagine building your own underwater base with dolphins as your neighbors, or riding a llama through the flooded desert like a boss. this server is so wild, even the creepers are wearing floaties to stay afloat.

    come join us and be part of the craziest adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, you won’t regret it. just don’t forget your snorkel and flippers, cuz things are about to get wet and wild! 🌊🐬🏝️ #FloodedSaharaMadness

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Towns Built: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Mines Excavated: 1680
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 63

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • ZelenskiyCraft: Scholz’s Military Aid

    ZelenskiyCraft: Scholz’s Military Aid
    LOL come join our Minecraft server, where we got more military aid than Germany’s Scholz! Zelenskiy even visited Berlin just to check out our epic battles! Join now to experience the chaos and destruction of war, all in the safety of your blocky world. Build your own army of creepers and take over the server with your pixelated power! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show off your PvP skills like a true warrior!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Farms Harvested: 142
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Star Shards Collected: 115
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Tsavo Teeth DNA Lions

    Tsavo Teeth DNA Lions
    come join our server where the lions are the bosses and you gotta fight for your life against the Tsavo Man-Eaters! these lions ain’t messin’ around, they got DNA stuck between their teeth from all the humans they ate back in the 19th century. if you think you can survive against these legendary beasts, then come on in and prove yourself! but be warned, these lions are no joke and they will hunt you down like you’re their next meal. so grab your sword, armor up, and get ready for the ultimate battle of your life on our server!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5225 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Akoot&Co: Where even our server name can’t escape the minecraft bracket-brigade

    Akoot&Co: Where even our server name can’t escape the minecraft bracket-brigade
    Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Imagine a server where mystery and lore intertwine, where nations and player bases flourish, where an organized crime syndicate of rats terrorizes the citizens of Maltsburg for their cheese, and where exciting events enrich your gameplay.
    Features
    No application required! Just launch the game and play!

    IP: akoot.co

    Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

    Version: 1.21.1

    FAQ

    Is there land claiming?

    No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks in place to prevent griefing.

    Can I have multiple homes?

    Yes, you can have unlimited homes in our server.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Runes Activated: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Are They Oirish? Minecraft Server

    Are They Oirish? Minecraft Server
    Top o’ the morning to ya! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lucky as a leprechaun with a pot of gold, then look no further! Our server is filled with Oirish charm and shenanigans that will have you feeling like you’re dancing a jig in the Emerald Isle.

    Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. But be warned, if you lose, you’ll have to do an Irish jig in the town square for all to see!

    We also have a special event every St. Patrick’s Day where the entire server turns into a giant leprechaun hunt. Find the elusive leprechaun and you’ll be rewarded with a pot of gold (in-game currency, of course).

    So come join us on our Oirish adventure and see if you have the luck of the Irish on your side! Just watch out for mischievous fairies and pesky banshees along the way. Cheers!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

    Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

    First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

    And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • ChemicalTasteMC Server

    ChemicalTasteMC Server
    Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes? Join our Minecraft server where the floor is so clean, even a non-verbal toddler won’t find anything to munch on!

    One time, a player’s girlfriend found a mysterious mushy object in her son’s mouth and went on a taste-testing spree around the house, trying to match the flavor. She licked dishwashing pods, took a bite of a hot glue stick, and even sampled fabric glue – all in the name of solving the mystery!

    Join us for the most bizarre adventures and unexpected challenges. Who knows, you might even discover the secret flavor that will keep you coming back for more! Just remember, always be prepared to call poison control if things get too wild.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Potions Brewed: 87 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • UncleCrushDramaCraft

    UncleCrushDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry.

    Imagine a world where single moms and attractive firefighters on motorcycles roam free, where little girls plan to marry their uncle and go on adorable dates with balloons and ice cream. This is the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

    Build your own virtual paradise, ride around on electric bikes at a max speed of 10 mph (just like Olivia and her uncle Mateo), and embrace the craziness that comes with being part of our community.

    So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where painting nails, princess dresses, and inappropriate crushes are all part of the fun? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • HateCraft SMP: Norms be Crazy

    HateCraft SMP: Norms be Crazy
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building and mining in peace? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but normal! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and of course, plenty of laughs.

    Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with players constantly scheming, betraying each other, and causing mayhem wherever they go. Think of it as a mix between Survivor and The Real Housewives, but in blocky pixel form.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We also have epic build battles, insane challenges, and even secret treasure hunts that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but normal, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next big star of our crazy little world!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Enchantments Applied: 278
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • AnimeCraft: First Watched!

    AnimeCraft: First Watched!
    Join our Minecraft server and relive your first anime experience in a whole new way! Dive into a world where every block is a different anime character, and every creeper is actually just a misunderstood tsundere. Build your own anime-inspired creations and battle it out with other players in epic anime-themed PvP battles. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden realm where all the waifus and husbandos come to life! So come on, join us and let’s make your first anime experience in Minecraft one you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Falling into the Void: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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