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Are you tired of being a responsible adult and contributing to society? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape reality!

On our server, you can build a giant rollercoaster that launches pigs into the sky, create a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or even ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

Forget about contributing to society, join our server and contribute to the chaos instead! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can be a master of mayhem in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your inner mischief-maker run wild!

Epic Quests Arena 1.20.4

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Yo, listen up! If you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, you gotta post a pic and name it, like whaaat? Only one entry per person, don’t be greedy! We only got room for 24 peeps, so hurry up and get in! Once we full, the game gonna start and we playing with the Cubone, like bonehead games, yo! So if you wanna have a blast and show off your Minecraft skills, join us now or forever hold your peace!

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CraftyCrafter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of doing all the work in group projects while your partner slacks off and gets away with it? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate teamwork challenge! Work together to build epic structures and conquer difficult challenges, but watch out for those sneaky partners who try to take all the credit. Will you be the hero who carries the team, or the mastermind who lets others do the work while you reap the rewards? Join now and find out!
Embark on a hilarious adventure filled with twists and turns as you navigate the treacherous world of group projects in Minecraft. Will you be the one to save the day and earn the admiration of your peers, or will you be the one who gets left behind in the dust? Only the bravest and most cunning players will survive the chaos of teamwork gone wrong. Join our server now and show off your skills in the ultimate test of friendship and collaboration!

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WifelyDutyFailCraft

Affection, Boundaries, Chores, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Expectations, family, Frustration, Gifts, household responsibilities, husband, love, Marriage, misunderstandings, Priorities, Resentment, Wife, wifely duty, WifelyDutyFailCraft, work-life balance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about forgetting your mother-in-law’s birthday gift! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, fights, and passive-aggressive chores!
On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being the only one who didn’t bring a gift to a virtual birthday party. Our players are always ready to stir up some drama and make you question your entire existence.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of opportunities for hugs, kisses, and giddy moments with your virtual spouse. Just be prepared to balance those tender moments with some hardcore chore duty – after all, your virtual partner expects nothing less!

So come join us on our server, where every day is a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in the virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

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HaloCraftPrimeTime

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Remember how popular Halo was back in the day? Well, imagine that level of hype, but in Minecraft form! Our server is so lit, even Master Chief himself would ditch his Xbox to join in on the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert, and more epic builds than a Kardashian mansion. So why join our server? Because if you don’t, you’ll be missing out on the most epic adventure of your virtual life. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, just to mess with the noobs. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride, because on our server, anything is possible – even riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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CraftyTrumpTariffs

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so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to play minecraft, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Bank of Canada governor said so. he was all like “trumps tariffs threat already having an impact” and we were all like “whaaaat??” but then we were like “let’s play minecraft instead!” cuz, like, who needs tariffs when you can build epic stuff in minecraft, amirite? so come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss!

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Obese But Healthy – Fat Burn Fail

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so, like, u know how sometimes u think u r all healthy n stuff cuz u r not, like, super skinny but u r not, like, super fat either? well, turns out, ur body weight n stuff dont really tell u if u r gonna get sick or not. like, 25% of obese peeps r actually healthy. but, get this, some obese peeps r unhealthy cuz their fat cells cant burn fats like they should. so, u never really know, man. join our minecraft server n maybe u will learn more crazy stuff like this. plus, we have, like, flying pigs n talking cows. it’s wild, dude. come join us for some wacky fun!

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What is the IP for Shortcat Minecraft Server?

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Shortcat is a productivity tool that allows users to navigate their computer using only the keyboard, eliminating the need for excessive clicking and scrolling. It simplifies and speeds up repetitive tasks, saving users time and increasing efficiency. Shortcat has gained a loyal following among tech-savvy individuals and professionals looking to optimize their workflow.

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The Pen

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Discord https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk

Server IP play.thepen-mc.net

Overview:

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? Those were the days. Where not everyone had Diamond and Netherite armor and you actually had to grind? Where you had to PVP to survive? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?
- Become a Parolee and leave the prison
- Prestiges
- Guards who assist/protect players
- Quests for extra cash/items
- Gangs
- No swords or potions allowed
- The grind
- Rentable prison cells/plots
Ranks:

A Default Prisoner

B $25,000

FAQ

What are the server rules?

Rules include no PVP, no swords or potions, and no bows.

How do I become a Guard?

Join the server and Discord to apply for the Guard position.

What can I do to earn money on the server?

There are multiple ways to earn money such as fishing, farming, and mining.

Are there any PvP zones?

Yes, there are PvP zones where you must sell your ores in the Commissary.

Can I join a gang on the server?

Yes, you can join a gang and fight with rival gangs to be top dog in the prison.

What happens if I break a rule in front of a Guard?

If you break a rule in front of a Guard, they may attempt to kill you or send you to Solitary Confinement for 5 minutes.
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Feline Realm 1.20.5

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Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server, like, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it!
Join us and you’ll be swimmin’ in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”.

We got so many epic players, you won’t even know what hit you.

And the builds? Oh man, they’re so mind-blowing, you’ll question reality itself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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BabyDaddy’s Birth MC Server

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Are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a telenovela? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.
Picture this: a pregnant player, her ex-boyfriend from South America, and a baby due in May. Will they reconcile in time for the birth, or will the baby be born into a world of blocky drama? Join now to find out!

Experience the thrill of managing virtual finances, dealing with lack of emotional intelligence, and navigating rocky relationships all while building your dream blocky world. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain causing chaos?

Join our server now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft soap opera ever! Who needs reality TV when you have our server full of unexpected twists and turns? Don’t miss out on the blocky drama, join today!

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NoRoomForAuntie

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Decision making, difficult choices, drug addict, emotional trauma, family, family dynamics, Household, living situation, Manipulation, NoRoomForAuntie, personal space, relationships, Resentment, Safety, support system, theft, toxic relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a wacky virtual world!
Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a virtual household with two retired relatives, K and O. But wait, there’s a twist! A wild relative, A, has moved in unexpectedly and is causing chaos. Will you be able to navigate the drama and survive in this crazy household?

Join our server for the ultimate challenge – dealing with family drama in Minecraft! Build your own virtual doorknob with a key to keep A out, or team up with other players to plot against the troublesome relative. Will you be able to stand your ground and assert your boundaries, or will you be labeled as the “asshole” for not wanting A around?

Don’t worry, you can’t just move out of this virtual household – the only way out is to face the challenges head-on and come out victorious. So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience unlike any other!

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BlockyNewsFlash

BlockyNewsFlash, childhood experiences, childhood impressions, childhood memories, childhood news stories, childhood nostalgia, childhood reflections, early memories, early news memories, early news stories, early recollections, first memories, formative experiences, historical events, impactful events, Major Events, news coverage, news events, news stories, Reminiscing, significant news

Remember that time when a herd of wild chickens invaded a small village in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a normal day on our server! Join us for epic battles against evil cows, daring quests to find the legendary diamond sword, and the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig (yes, you read that right).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic building competitions you’ve ever seen. Build a castle made entirely of TNT? Sure, why not! Create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

So come join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they’re always up to something.

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BeltAndRoadExitCraft

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lol u know what’s a real victory? joining our epic minecraft server! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! forget about china and panama, come build your own empire with us! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! join now and experience the true meaning of victory, minecraft style!

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Spammy Hogwarts Server

Communication, FANTASY, Hogwarts, Hogwarts communication, Hogwarts fantasy, hogwarts letters, Hogwarts magic, Hogwarts school, Hogwarts spam, Hogwarts technology, Hogwarts wizardry, Letters, Magic, MODERN, modern communication, modern technology, School, Server, Spam, Spammy, Technology, Wizardry

so like, imagine a world where hogwarts letters are sent out but instead of going to hogwarts, they lead you to the most epic minecraft server ever! like, you get a letter in the mail and you’re like “what is this junk?” but then you open it and it’s like “congrats, you’ve been accepted to the most lit minecraft server in the universe!” and you’re like “whaaaaat?!”
so you join the server and you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who tells you that you’re the chosen one to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who’s been terrorizing the land. but get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood dragon who just wants to open a bakery and sell cupcakes to all the players. so you have to team up with the dragon and help him achieve his dreams while also building epic castles and battling other players in epic pvp battles.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and have a good time? yeah, it’s wild. and every full moon, a herd of unicorns comes prancing through the server, spreading glitter and rainbows everywhere. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with creepers and skeletons trying to ruin the fun.

so if you’re ready for an adventure of a lifetime, join our server and become part of the hogwarts letter crew. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, Sir Oinksalot gives out free bacon to all new players. what more could you ask for? come join us and let the magic begin! 🐷🔮✨

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Koala Cuddle Club

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come join our minecraft server where koalas are the main attraction! these cuddly creatures are not only adorable, but they also have a surprising sociable side that will make you go “awww” every time you see them in action.
imagine logging into the server and being greeted by a group of koalas having a tea party or playing a game of hide and seek. it’s like a real-life disney movie, but in minecraft form!

if you’re tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but blocks and zombies, then come join us for a koala-filled adventure that will leave you laughing and smiling for days. plus, rumor has it that the koalas are secretly plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant treehouse paradise. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the cutest and most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who knew koalas could be so entertaining?

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