No Kids Allowed Craft Server: Now Serving Adults Only! McMMO, Terralith, and Quests included in 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adults, Allowed, Anti Enderman Grief, Armor statues, Armored Elytra, cauldron concrete, coordinates hud, Craft, Custom Villager Shops, Double Shulker Shells, Dragon Drops, Included, Kids, MCMMO, more mob heads, Multiplayer Sleep, Nullscape, Quests, Server, serving, Shopkeepers, ShulkerBoxPreview, signshop, smp, Spark, SpectralDamage, Terralith, Timber, Trimmable Tools, Universal Dyeing, Unlock All Recipes, Vegas, Wandering trades, XP Management

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

KidlessCraft Minecraft Server Overview
Founded in 2016 for adult players Acquired server rack in 2023 Whitelist process via Discord Server IP: mc.kidlesscraft.com Server Website: kidlesscraft.com Location: Central US Game Play Type: SMP / Survival / Hard Difficulty Version: 1.20.4 PaperMC w/ GeyserMC (Bedrock players compatible)

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by connecting to the server IP: mc.kidlesscraft.com.
Is there an age restriction to play on this server?	While the server is designed for adults, there is no strict age restriction. However, players are expected to act maturely.
How do I get whitelisted?	Join the Discord server at discord.gg/kidlesscraft and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format.
What type of gameplay is available on the server?	The server offers SMP (Survival Multiplayer) gameplay with a variety of worlds including Creative mode, Adventure mode, and more.
Are Bedrock players able to join the server?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server as it is compatible with GeyserMC.
What are the core server rules?	– Be Respectful– Be Ethical– Use Common Sense

EvilCraft: The Movie

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4612	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	5381

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	181
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Crops Grown:	9192
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ores Mined:	9016	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	150	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Buildings Constructed:	28
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9821
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Votes:	2973	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Ores Mined:	3896

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!