“No Holoen, No Bullshit” – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Serious Gamers and Memelords alike!

bullshit, joy, #exciting, no holoen, vibrant

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are full of holoen and bullshit? Look no further, because our server is all about pure idol fun!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest items in the game, like diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted swords that shoot fireballs. But be warned, the mobs on our server are no joke – they’ve been known to break out into dance battles when provoked.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat him in a building competition. Rumor has it that his favorite building material is rainbow-colored wool.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the idol fun for yourself. Just remember, no holoen allowed!

Emerald Valley SMP

Emerald, amazing, Discord, Community, PvE

Emerald SMP Season 1

Overview:

Features	Description
Vanilla gameplay	No mods except a few QoL plugins, pure Minecraft experience
Player ran economy	Players can trade and sell items to each other
Whitelisted server	Safe and enjoyable environment for players
PvE and optional PvP	Players can choose to engage in player versus environment or player versus player gameplay
SFW environment	Safe for work environment with strict rules against inappropriate content

FAQ:

Q: How do I join Emerald SMP?

A: Join our Discord server, complete a quick application to be whitelisted, and then start your adventure!

Q: Why should I join Emerald SMP?

A: If you’re looking for a friendly, player-driven server with a focus on creativity and collaboration, Emerald SMP is the perfect place for you.

Q: Is griefing allowed on Emerald SMP?

A: No, we have a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Can I trade with other players on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, players can engage in player-to-player trading to exchange items and resources.

Q: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a respectful and friendly community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.

Eternal Quests 1.21.2

sexual behavior, bestiality, unusual fetishes, Curiosity, animal attraction

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of rimming a horse’s filthy asshole, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got horses for days, man, and you can get up close and personal with their buttholes like never before.

Forget about building cool structures or fighting mobs, the real fun is in getting down and dirty with those horse booties.

Don’t question it, just join and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most bizarre way possible.

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Cash4Diamonds Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Investment, wealth building, MONEY, Cash4Diamonds

OMG GUYS, you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP because it’s literally like winning the lottery but better! Like, imagine getting so much money that you can buy all the diamond blocks in the world and build a castle made out of them! And then you can hire a whole army of villagers to protect it from creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! If you join this SMP, you’ll also have the chance to win a real-life unicorn that poops out golden apples! And not just any golden apples, but enchanted ones that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the richest and most powerful player in the whole Minecraft universe! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #unicornpoop #diamondcastle #minecraftgoals 🦄💰💎

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FartCraft: Blame the Creeper

awkward situations, Blame, funny responses, social faux pas, awkward encounters

Are you tired of being judged for your bodily functions on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, farting is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! In fact, we have a whole mini-game dedicated to who can let out the loudest toot. Join us and let your gas flag fly!

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WhaleMeatDogFood Minecraft Server

Food Safety, suspects, whale meat, WhaleMeatDogFood, Minecraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we ride whales into battle and feast on their meat like true vikings! we have a secret underground base filled with dog food made from imported whale meat from finland. become a whale warrior and defend our precious food source from the evil cat army. join now for a chance to ride a whale into battle and feast like a true viking!

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