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Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Magic Items Found:	4725	Buildings Constructed:	32
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2266
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	284
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Votes:	3865	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Magic Items Found:	5469	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Towns Built:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Enchantments Applied:	182	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Villages Defended:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Votes:	1660	Crops Grown:	2839
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5367	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	2354
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3972	Zombie Dances:	3

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9366
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8811	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ores Mined:	3845	Divine Spears Created:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4439
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1574
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	100/800	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1703	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Towns Built:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0