“No Holoen, No Bullshit” – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Serious Gamers and Memelords alike!

#exciting, alike, bullshit, Colorful, Dance, Energetic, Engaging, Entertainment, enthusiastic, Fun, Gamers, Happiness, holoEN, Idol, idol fun, joy, Lively, Memelords, Minecraft, Music, no bullshit, no holoen, Performance, Pure, Server, singing, talent, Ultimate, vibrant

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Towns Built:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are full of holoen and bullshit? Look no further, because our server is all about pure idol fun!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest items in the game, like diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted swords that shoot fireballs. But be warned, the mobs on our server are no joke – they’ve been known to break out into dance battles when provoked.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat him in a building competition. Rumor has it that his favorite building material is rainbow-colored wool.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the idol fun for yourself. Just remember, no holoen allowed!

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6977
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2671	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Enchantments Applied:	105	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Crops Grown:	2120	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7125
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Meteorites Collected:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Falling into the Void:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mines Excavated:	2221	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ores Mined:	4280	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9040
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Star Shards Collected:	79

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5624	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	218	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?