New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers

“No Holoen, No Bullshit” – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Serious Gamers and Memelords alike!

“No Holoen, No Bullshit” – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Serious Gamers and Memelords alike!
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Players: 107/1000 Votes: 3801
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Emeralds Found: 2732
Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are full of holoen and bullshit? Look no further, because our server is all about pure idol fun!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest items in the game, like diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted swords that shoot fireballs. But be warned, the mobs on our server are no joke – they’ve been known to break out into dance battles when provoked.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat him in a building competition. Rumor has it that his favorite building material is rainbow-colored wool.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the idol fun for yourself. Just remember, no holoen allowed!

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  • TypoCraft: The AI Kingdom

    TypoCraft: The AI Kingdom
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 828
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Buildings Constructed: 26
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3974
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance! we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find. our server is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of gold blocks. if you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by a magical talking sheep. but beware, there is a group of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant lava pit. only the chosen ones can stop them and save the day. so grab your pickaxe and sword, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

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  • ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

    ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 1468
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it will make u feel like a super old person in england but BETTER. we don’t just look at ur health through some boring disease stuff, we look at ur whole body like ur brain and ur legs and ur feelings and ur senses. u gonna feel like a whole new person after playing on this server, trust me. plus, we got dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy stuff that will blow ur mind. so come on, join us and become the healthiest old person in england, no, the world!

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  • Iperios

    Iperios
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 5996
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Farms Harvested: 624
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Crops Grown: 9334
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Create Your Own Nation Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
    McMMO Skills Refine your skills to fight in wars.
    Geopolitical Power Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
    Custom Enchants Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

    FAQs

    How can I join the server?

    Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

    What plugins are used on the server?

    – Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

    How do I start playing once I join?

    A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

    Contacts

    – Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

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  • Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

    Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 1408
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

    Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

    Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

    But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

    No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

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  • The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

    The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 7226
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2519 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 92
    Towns Built: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

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  • NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

    NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 4344
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Mines Excavated: 4835 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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  • 9OutOf10Chances

    9OutOf10Chances
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 6253
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Emeralds Found: 8757
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Chimeras Created: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

    Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

    So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

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  • KazanCraft Minecraft Server

    KazanCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 3357
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 New Chunks Explored: 123414
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

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  • HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

    HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 157
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 134
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

    We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

    Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

    So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

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  • Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

    Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 4935
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Buildings Constructed: 11
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

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    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

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  • BioAge Battle Royale

    BioAge Battle Royale
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 8744
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

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  • The Expeditions SMP

    The Expeditions SMP
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 2489
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Overview of Our Minecraft Server

    Offerings

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

    Q: What is the application process like?

    A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

    Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

    A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

    Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

    A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

    Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

    A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

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  • Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

    Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 5097
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Farms Harvested: 557 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

    We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

    Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

    But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

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  • Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

    Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 4676
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Emeralds Found: 4006
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

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  • MineCraftRageQuit

    MineCraftRageQuit
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 8371
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2334 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 65 Magic Wands Crafted: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

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