Are you tired of hating on minorities in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let out all your pent-up aggression on virtual villagers instead. Punch some pixelated pigs, slap some square-shaped sheep, and unleash your inner rage in a safe and non-discriminatory environment. Who knew that building a blocky empire could be so therapeutic? Join now and say goodbye to your real-life prejudices, one creeper explosion at a time!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Dimension Hops: 13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Blocky Belief Minecraft Server

    Blocky Belief Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our custom-built spawn area, complete with a giant statue of Steve doing the floss dance.

    Once you venture out into the world, you’ll encounter mobs like zombie chickens and creeper pigs, all wearing top hats and monocles. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons filled with treasure chests that fart rainbows when you open them.

    But the real reason to join our server? We have a secret hidden village where all the villagers are actually retired superheroes who will trade you rare items for cookies. So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 New Chunks Explored: 296314

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Four Pioneer SMP CLD-V880 Laserdisc Players

    Four Pioneer SMP CLD-V880 Laserdisc Players
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow next to a bouquet of flowers in a glass vase? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the flowers come to life and start dancing the cha-cha with the grass!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover its riches, or will you be outsmarted by a mischievous group of baby zombies who have claimed it as their own?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Oops, GlitchyCraft Minecraft Server

    Oops, GlitchyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas come prancing through, wearing top hats and monocles. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a group of friendly creepers show up to help you mine for diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade rare items for fish scales.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Cute 18 Year Old Girlfriend Minecraft SMP Love Society

    Cute 18 Year Old Girlfriend Minecraft SMP Love Society
    Are you tired of society not giving you what you deserve? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and you’ll not only find amazing builds and friendly players, but you’ll also be granted a cute 18 year old girlfriend who will love you unconditionally and have your children. That’s right, our server comes with its own matchmaking service! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft? Join now and start building your virtual family today!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Explorium | Vanilla+ | WhiteList server Minecraft

    Explorium | Vanilla+ | WhiteList server Minecraft

    ? Explorium is a server where vanilla Minecraft comes to life with new colors! ?

    Here, players don’t just play – they shape the very reality of the server, voting for unique mechanics, crafts and events. You can influence the development of the Minecraft world and take part in creating new opportunities!

    ? What makes us unique?

    Events and voting: We launch small events every month, and large ones every three months. Vote for new mechanics or stop the changes – the outcome is always in the hands of the community!

    Exclusive mechanics: On Explorium you will find custom items and recipes that will change the usual gameplay (for example, cooking in custom cauldrons and much more).

    Friendly community and support – we are always there to help and discuss ideas for new events and mechanics.

    ? Don’t miss the chance to become part of our world! Join us on Discord to follow all the updates, participate in polls and keep abreast of new events.

    Version: 1.21-1.21.1

    ➡️ Join our Discord and be the first to know everything!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Crops Grown: 2603
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Kamala’s KFC Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s KFC Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where Kamala Harris is actually a KFC employee, serving up buckets of chicken while fighting off creepers and zombies with her secret blend of herbs and spices.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to tip Kamala for her excellent service at KFC.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Magic Crystals Found: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Holy Minecraft SMP – Christian Themed Server

    Holy Minecraft SMP – Christian Themed Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take our Christian theme very seriously! Join us for some sinful search adventures as we build our holy empire and fend off the creepers with the power of prayer.

    Our server is so lit, even the angels are dropping mixtapes. Check out Angel Hare’s haunting melodies that will make you daydream and deflect those evil mobs away. And don’t forget to visit our EP’s website for some divine inspiration.

    But that’s not all, we also have games like Ultrakill, where you can unleash your inner demon slayer, and Faith: The Unholy Trinity for some intense spiritual battles. And if you’re feeling blasphemous, try out Binding of Isaac or Blasphemous for a truly sinful experience.

    Join us for some outrageous OC lore, art collabs, and even a Gabby AI voice that will have you laughing all the way to the pearly gates. So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s spread some holy chaos together!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as hella gay as Max Caulfield in Life is Strange? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us and rewind time like a pro while forming unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons, just like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber in Before the Storm.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay, just like Alex Chen in True Colors. Get ready for moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in one epic Minecraft adventure!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got an upcoming game called Lost Records: Bloom & Rage that will blow your mind. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and freeze a dream to last until another dawn – because why not? It’s gonna be a wild ride, just like the Pacific Northwest in Arcadia Bay. See you there!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Gun To Your Temple, What Is The First Thing That Pops Into Your Minecraft SMP Mind?

    Gun To Your Temple, What Is The First Thing That Pops Into Your Minecraft SMP Mind?
    Picture this: a wild, untamed Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Join us if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where the only rule is there are no rules.

    Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of eccentric billionaires who have a penchant for hosting epic PvP battles with real-life consequences. Rumor has it that the winner of these battles gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks and a private jet made entirely out of emeralds.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. They may seem harmless at first, but cross them at your own peril.

    So, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only way to survive is to embrace the madness. Are you ready to take on the challenge?

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 194

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Autistic Girl Gamers Minecraft Server

    Autistic Girl Gamers Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of Minecraft servers filled with e-girls and e-boys trying to flex their diamond armor? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for girls who are not ewhores, just autistic people who spend their days here waiting for an opportunity to experience happiness without even taking any steps towards it!

    Join us for a chance to meet like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of being too lazy to actually do anything productive in the game. Our community is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures that will have you laughing until your diamond sword breaks.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the perfect place for girls who just want to have fun without all the drama of typical Minecraft servers. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats – now that’s something you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 436 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Why Isn’t Volleyball Popular in Australia Despite of Massive Minecraft SMP

    Why Isn’t Volleyball Popular in Australia Despite of Massive Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while dodging pranks from mischievous players.

    We have a secret underground city where players have to navigate through booby traps and solve riddles to find hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who love to break out into dance parties when no one’s looking.

    But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a volleyball tournament every Sunday where players have to battle it out on a floating island suspended in the sky. The catch? The volleyball is actually a TNT block and the losing team gets launched into the stratosphere!

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 37
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Farms Harvested: 994

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Food Court Minecraft Server

    Food Court Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into your favorite anime! Imagine fighting off creepers with magical powers or building your own giant robot to explore the world. Join us for epic quests, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of anime-inspired fun! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood anime villain looking for friends. So come on, grab your sword and get ready to level up your Minecraft game in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Enchantments Applied: 62
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Last Time I Saw This Much Hatred For ETH Was Just Before It Went Minecraft SMP

    Last Time I Saw This Much Hatred For ETH Was Just Before It Went Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper!”

    Last time I saw this much drama in a Minecraft server was when Steve accidentally blew up the entire spawn with a stack of TNT. But hey, who needs spawn anyway when you can build your base in the Nether and ride around on a pig named Gerald?

    We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, and more backstabbing than a game of UHC. So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, then join us on our server today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Blocky Liam’s Minecraft Server

    Blocky Liam’s Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Liam Payne couldn’t handle it? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb dot com! We’ve got creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, villagers that break out into dance parties when you trade with them, and a secret dungeon where you can challenge a boss named Steve-O who tells dad jokes while trying to defeat you. Plus, rumor has it that Liam Payne couldn’t handle the awesomeness and ended up suiciding in-game. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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