No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server

disbelief, exclamation, Expression, forum, fucking, Gaming, incredulous, internet culture, meme, message board, Minecraft, No fucking way, Online Community, Profanity, reaction, reaction GIF, reaction image, Server, shock, Slang, Surprise, V, video games, viral meme

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Potions Brewed:	143
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Enchantments Applied:	77
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Eastern Silk 1.20.1

#Textiles, 1.20.1, art, Asian crafts, Asian thread, craft supplies, Crafting, Cultural, design, diy, eastern, embroidery, embroidery thread, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, needlecraft, needlework, Sewing, silk, stitching, textile art, Traditional

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Votes:	1187
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ trip to Asia without leaving your mom’s basement!

We got pandas, bamboo forests, and even ninja villages for you to explore.

And get this, you can ride on a dragon and battle other players in epic kung fu showdowns.

Plus, there’s a secret hot spring where you can chill with geishas and samurais after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our Asian adventure on!

SecretSibsMC Server

appease, boardmate, Boyfriend, brother, Chores, Department, Drama, fresh produce, friend group, groceries, husband and wife, Infidelity, love, mutual friend group, negotiator, Party, secret relationship, SecretSibsMC, Server, situationship, vegetable vendors, yard shift

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2068
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5945
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can witness the epic love triangle between Alice, her boyfriend, and her boardmate’s brother!

Watch as Alice’s boardmate’s brother goes above and beyond to win her heart, from doing all the chores to driving her around like a chauffeur. And don’t worry, fresh produce from Alice’s family’s vegetable business is included in the deal!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for secret relationships, betrayals, and negotiations that would make even the most seasoned diplomat jealous. Will Alice choose her boyfriend or her boardmate’s brother? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

DoggyStyleCraft

bells on collar, black lab, dark black coat, dog coat, DoggyStyleCraft, lawsuit, nearly blind, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, reflective coat, reflective spray paint, reflective tape, Rural area, Safety, shared road, stubborn neighbor, support dog, Vandalism, VISIBILITY, winter coat, winter months

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435
Dimension Hops:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Hey there Minecrafters! So, picture this: you’re living in a rural area, minding your own business, when suddenly your blind neighbor’s support dog keeps blending into the dark winter mornings like a ninja in a black coat. You’re just trying to drive to your virtual mine, but you keep almost running over this stealthy pup!

But fear not, for our server has the solution! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging invisible dogs on the road, only to have a hero emerge and save the day with reflective spray paint! Who needs bells when you can have a glowing dog beacon guiding your way?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, just wait until you hear about the neighbor’s step-nephew and his plumbing adventures. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen, folks! So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the danger, and the doggy dilemmas that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs lawsuits when you have virtual adventures like these? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Votes:	1177
Runes Activated:	7	Ores Mined:	1835
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Crops Grown:	6000
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Star Shards Collected:	147	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Buildings Constructed:	46
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	434915
Dimension Hops:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Zombie Dances:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Dimension Hops:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Farms Harvested:	363

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
New Chunks Explored:	716462	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6265	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!