No entry for bro – Minecraft server

Abuse, aggression, aita, Bro, Chores, depression, entry, Frustration, girlfriend’s brother, Hiding, incelness, Jewish, lashing out, living room, mentally unwell, Minecraft, Neo Nazi stances, race mixing, refusing, Server, ugly baby, whiplash, Yemeni descent

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone gets along and there’s no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with intense family drama, racial tensions, and pee bottles!

Imagine this: you log onto the server and immediately get thrown into a whirlwind of Neo-Nazi stances, race-mixing debates, and a mentally unwell brother who refuses to even acknowledge your existence. Will you be able to survive the drama and still build the best Minecraft castle?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown as you watch a heated argument unfold over watching a movie in the living room. Will you stand your ground like a boss or hide in your room like a scaredy-cat?

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience such outrageous storylines and crazy characters all while trying to mine for diamonds? Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8432	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.