No entry for bro – Minecraft server

Abuse, aggression, aita, Bro, Chores, depression, entry, Frustration, girlfriend’s brother, Hiding, incelness, Jewish, lashing out, living room, mentally unwell, Minecraft, Neo Nazi stances, race mixing, refusing, Server, ugly baby, whiplash, Yemeni descent

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone gets along and there’s no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with intense family drama, racial tensions, and pee bottles!

Imagine this: you log onto the server and immediately get thrown into a whirlwind of Neo-Nazi stances, race-mixing debates, and a mentally unwell brother who refuses to even acknowledge your existence. Will you be able to survive the drama and still build the best Minecraft castle?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown as you watch a heated argument unfold over watching a movie in the living room. Will you stand your ground like a boss or hide in your room like a scaredy-cat?

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience such outrageous storylines and crazy characters all while trying to mine for diamonds? Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Farms Harvested:	855
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Gods Slained:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Zombie Dances:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Potions Brewed:	141	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.