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NightlyNarcolepsy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of falling asleep on your boyfriend during late-night Minecraft sessions? Look no further, because our server is the perfect solution for all your insomnia-induced relationship woes! Join us for non-stop action, crazy adventures, and a guaranteed way to stay awake all night long. Plus, with our unique sleep prevention plugin, you’ll never have to worry about accidentally dozing off again. Say goodbye to fights over falling asleep and hello to endless fun on our server. Don’t be a sleepyhead, join us now and keep the party going all night!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

GrannyGoneByeByeMC

Boundaries, child behavior, co parenting, Communication, divorce aftermath, emotional labor, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Generational conflict, grandparent involvement, GrannyGoneByeByeMC, inconsiderate behavior, morning routine, parenting, parenting challenges, Respect, setting boundaries, sleep schedule

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who understand the struggle of living with a bossy mom!

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be the ultimate parent to your kid, without any interference from the mom boss! No more waking up early to say goodbye, no more inconsiderate behavior – just pure Minecraft fun!

We have special quests where you can defeat the evil mom boss and reclaim your rightful place as the parent in charge. Build epic structures, mine for rare resources, and show your kid the true meaning of teamwork (without the unnecessary wake-up calls).

So come on, join our server and leave the real world drama behind – because in our Minecraft world, you’re the ultimate boss!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3563	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Meteorites Collected:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DailyDoseOfDerps Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept the most elite and outrageous players who are ready to take Minecraft to a whole new level.

Imagine a world where players ride around on flying pigs, build houses out of rainbow-colored blocks, and hold epic dance parties in the Nether. That’s just a typical day on our server. We’ve got players who have tamed dragons, built entire cities in the sky, and even created their own mini-games that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all – we also have the most ridiculous and hilarious community events you’ve ever seen. From costume contests where players dress up as their favorite mobs to massive treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-studded golden toilet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us today and become part of the craziest and most fun community around. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player known for your wild antics and insane builds.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyMysteryLand

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Join our Minecraft server and uncover the biggest mystery ever – why do creepers explode when they get close to you? Is it because they’re secretly just big green balloons filled with TNT? Only one way to find out – join us and become a creeper whisperer!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Cluck Norris. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Cluck Norris in a staring contest, you’ll be granted the power of infinite chicken nuggets. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. Get your groove on with these bony party animals and show off your best dance moves to earn exclusive disco-themed loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the explosions are so lit, even Hezbollah members are getting in on the action! we’ve got more boom boom than a fireworks show on the fourth of july, and our players are dropping like flies from all the excitement. join now and see if you can survive the chaos and carnage, or if you’ll end up like one of those poor Hezbollah dudes in Lebanon. it’s a blast, literally!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1523	Zombie Dances:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LebCraft BoomPager Iran

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lol come join our minecraft server where even the iranian ambassador got injured by a pager explosion!! if that doesn’t make you wanna play, i don’t know what will!! we have explosions, drama, and chaos galore on this server. come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. plus, who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen next?? join now for a wild ride like no other!!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Soda Pain, Java Relief

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HEY U, YEAH U, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, WE GOT THE WILDEST SHIZZ GOIN ON HERE!

SO GET DIS, WE GOT A STUDY DAT SAYS DRINKIN CARBONATED DRINKS MAKES U FEEL MORE PAIN DURING UR PERIOD, BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE, U FEEL BETTER! SO LIKE, IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U CAN DRINK ALL THE COFFEE U WANT AND NEVER FEEL PAIN AGAIN!

PLUS, WE GOT PIGS FLYIN AROUND, CREEPERS DANCIN TO THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE FILLED WITH UNICORNS! YEAH, UNICORNS!

SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #COFFEEMAKESYOUSTRONG #UNICORNSRULE

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Potions Brewed:	26	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VANILLA SERVER WITHOUT RULES FOR 1.21.1 Minecraft server

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MinecraftNoRules or MCNR is a vanilla server with no rules and a 20,000 by 20,000 block map on version 1.21.1IP: mcnr.xyz

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Prosper SMP: Where creepers knock before exploding! 1.21, Age 16+! Join for chaos and questionable decision-making! 🤪

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Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Features:
Tightly knit community
Dedicated players
Discord server for other games
Major build projects
Friendly and mature community

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
What kind of server is this?	This is a Minecraft SMP server with a strong community focus.
Are there any rules?	We are light on rules but do not tolerate hackers or griefers. Respect for other players is key.
Do I need to join the Discord server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server.

Join our Discord server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

advice, Anonymity, brain development, compulsory, conflicted, Crafty, creeper, Decision making, Ethics, family, illegal, law, little brother, military service, Minecraft, Plug, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Server, sharing, Swiss anon, Trouble, University, Weed

>Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life like this Swiss anon trying to navigate the complexities of sibling relationships and drug use! >Build your own virtual world where weed is legal and your little brother can’t steal your plug’s contact information because he’s too busy mining for diamonds. >Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own insane stories on our server? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Love Letters Sent:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP

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Are you tired of boring, vomit-inducing Linux servers? Do you crave a well-developed, beautiful, and REAL Minecraft SMP experience like the MacOS masterpiece? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, like the time our admin rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers. Or how about the time we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just because we felt like it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

So why settle for a boring Linux server when you can join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft SMP experience? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CousinPayback Minecraft Server

70s, aita, Borrowed, Bury, cousin, CousinPayback, dad, family, home, Home-Base, life insurance, miles away, Minecraft, MONEY, overjoyed., pay back, phone call, secret, Server, Siblings, Truck, trucking

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you’re driving a truck on a road in Minecraft and suddenly you get a phone call from your cousin who “borrowed” money from your virtual dad. But don’t worry, this server is so wild that your virtual dad didn’t even expect to get the money back! And get this – there’s no life insurance in this virtual world, so you better start building up your virtual wealth before it’s too late.

Join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama, secret money borrowing, and unexpected generosity. Who knows, you might even find yourself living with your cousin in a different virtual state if things really go south. But hey, at least you’ll have a home base for all your virtual trucking adventures!

So why wait? Join our server now and start living out outrageous stories that you never thought possible in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless your virtual dad finds out about your secret dealings, that is).

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Potions Brewed:	123	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

WeddingCraft2021

anxiety, Boundaries, bride, celebration, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Confrontation, Expectations, family, groom, guest list, in-laws, Marriage, resolution, stress, Support, tradition, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraft2021

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with crazy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding experience like no other.

Imagine a wedding where your in-laws insist on inviting 300 guests, even though you only know 80 people. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can invite as many or as few guests as you want to your virtual wedding!

Experience the thrill of standing up to your in-laws and declaring that it’s your wedding and you won’t go if they don’t compromise. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

Join now for a wedding planning adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, on our server, the bride always gets her ice cream with strawberries, no matter what.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Towns Built:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Crops Grown:	4888
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

KidzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server was invaded by a horde of evil chickens wearing top hats and monocles. They demanded that all players must wear clown costumes and juggle potatoes while building their bases. It was madness, I tell you!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you will also find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical cookies that grant you the power of flight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing llamas.

So come join us on this wild and wacky journey, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the absurdity. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Blocktopia: The Ultimate Escape

blocktopia, career, dreams, Escape, FAITH, family, Friends, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, inspiration, love, mental health, motivation, positivity, purpose, reasons to live, resilience, self improvement, Support, Ultimate

To join our Minecraft server, of course! Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and adventures waiting for you. Need a reason to keep on living? Look no further than our server, where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of creepers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off with a dragon! So why waste your time pondering the meaning of life when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14