No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9268
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	190	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	897578	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Emeralds Found:	286	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.