No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	155	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Villages Defended:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Crops Grown:	8865	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2814	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	227
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	151	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Star Shards Collected:	200	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	95
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Void Armor Forged:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.