No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	692463
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	696
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3709	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Star Shards Collected:	219

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ores Mined:	2053	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Towns Built:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Star Shards Collected:	200	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Items Found:	8006	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.