No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Magic Items Found:	3241	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ores Mined:	935	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
New Chunks Explored:	974527	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	957
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Zombie Dances:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Dragon Eggs Found:	9056	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	1687	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.