No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

anyone, Argument, Bitchtits, Board, death, ever, Hope, Minecraft, most painful, most painful death, NO DEATH, no death wish, no wish, PAINFUL, painful argument, painful death, Slow, Slow Death, slow painful death, smp, wish, Wishes

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Animals Bred:	53	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2136
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	New Chunks Explored:	244567
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Animals Bred:	99
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Emeralds Found:	2096
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	56
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Votes:	2566	Dragon Eggs Found:	8147
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4957	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3844
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Runes Activated:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Animals Bred:	164
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Votes:	2529
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
Endless Night Skies:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	18

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Emeralds Found:	6712
Secret Passages Found:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Votes:	9369	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!