No Dealy Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Secret Passages Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	8647

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Farms Harvested:	492
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

CraftyShyChallenges

Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, CraftyShyChallenges, facing fears, introversion, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, seeking support, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, shyness, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, social situations, stepping out of comfort zone

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	9248
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?

SlovakCraft: Energy Wars

accusations, accuses, Aiding, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy deals, european union, foreign policy, gas pipelines, government corruption, international relations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Slovak PM, SlovakCraft, Ukraine, Wars, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Happy Sleep Wearables

circadian rhythm disruptions, data analysis, depression, Fitbits, happiest times to sleep, Happy, health, mental health, mood, mood disorders, research, Sleep, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep tracking, study, Technology, wearable technology, Wearables, well-being

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	606
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

lol this server is like a Fitbit for your Minecraft life, except instead of tracking steps, it tracks your happiest times to sleep! Join us and discover the perfect time to catch those Z’s while also battling mobs and building epic structures.

Our research has found crazy links between mood, depression, and circadian rhythm disruptions in Minecraft players. We used 2,077 Fitbits to conduct this study, so you know it’s legit.

So come on, join our server and let us help you find the perfect balance between gaming and getting those sweet, sweet ZZZs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

New World Consecrated

asleep, Biz, Catch, CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, Ip:, Modpack, Play, Recommend, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, Vermeeren, world, zombie

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

New World Consecrated – Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord	We recommend joining the Discord server for the modpack and community
Timezone	CET (Central European Time)

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the provided server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes mods focused on smiting the undead and enhancing roleplay experience.

3. Can I play on the server if I’m not in the CET timezone?

Yes, you can still play on the server, but note that server activity may vary based on the timezone.

4. How can I participate in roleplay on the server?

You can engage in roleplay by interacting with other players in-game and following the server’s roleplay guidelines.

Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, 5th edition, Book, cdda modlist, Cosmic, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Frontier, gog games, Links, loverslab, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, old mods, oscar is a faggot, patch notes, performance fish, previous games, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Join our Minecraft server because Oscar is a faggot and we love it! The DLC is like a juicy meme, worth pirating before you commit. Dwarf Fortress is a big no-no here, but we welcome Performance Fish and Rocketman mods for top-tier gameplay. Get Tynan’s book from Amazon for some extra laughs. Rimworld is a must-try, grab it from gog-games.to and check out the latest patch notes on ludeon.com/blog. Don’t forget to mod your game with catalogue.smods.ru and loverslab.com for some spicy content. Use Rimpy to manage your mods and follow our guide to avoid any game-breaking issues. Yayo modlist and CDDA modlist are also available for your enjoyment. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos!

“Better than Dinho” Minecraft SMP

athletic excellence, Better than Dinho, Brazil 2024, Brazilian players, competitive spirit, Dedication, dinho, football, future champions., international competition, Minecraft, Neymar successor, passion for the game, rising stars, smp, Soccer, south america, sports, Sportsmanship, talented athletes, teamwork, top players, World Cup

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to Brazil 2024, where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always dancing samba! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through the Amazon rainforest, where you can ride on the backs of parrots and tame jaguars as your loyal pets.

But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?

Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.

So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!

BelieveInPastLifeMC SMP

Afterlife, BELIEF, BelieveInPastLifeMC, Consciousness, doubt, Evidence, Existence, FAITH, Karma, Memories, Metaphysical, Past Life, philosophy, Questioning, regression therapy, Reincarnation, Science, skepticism, smp, Soul, spirituality, Supernatural

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. It’s like, insane, bro.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?

So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.

BingeCraft: The Last Show

action, binge watching, binge-worthy, BingeCraft, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, long tail tags, marathon watching, Mystery, Netflix, series, Show, streaming, Suspense, television, television binge, Television Show, Thriller, TV addiction, TV series, tv shows

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2805	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of watching TV shows all day and night? Well, it’s time to put down that remote and pick up your pickaxe because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got the ultimate binge-watching experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!

AussieExtraditeMC

alleged, Approval, AussieExtraditeMC, Australia, Chinese military pilots, cooperation, Defense, extradition, extradition agreement, extradition case, extradition hearing, extradition law, extradition process, extradition request, extradition treaty, former US Marine, International, Justice, Legal, Military, Training

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Towns Built:	7	Crops Grown:	9954
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

so, liek, u kno how sum peeps r rlly gud at minecraft, well dis server is like dat but on steroids. we got crazy builds dat make u go WHOA and pvp battles dat make u go OUCH.

u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”

so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.

DyslexicCraft: Brainy Blocks & Bots

blocks, Bots, brain regions, Brainy, dyslexia, dyslexia brain regions, dyslexia genetic variants, dyslexia genetics, dyslexia insights, dyslexia Max Planck Institute, dyslexia motor coordination, dyslexia neurological basis, dyslexia neurology, dyslexia research, dyslexia study, DyslexicCraft, genetic variants, Insights, Language, Max Planck Institute, motor coordination, neurological basis, study, vision

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Towns Built:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Emeralds Found:	6055
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

so, like, this server is totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy genetic variants linked to dyslexia that are gonna make your brain do backflips and stuff. like, your motor coordination will be off the charts, your vision will be like seeing in 4D, and your language skills will be so lit, you’ll be spitting rhymes like a rap god.

seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!

Craftingland Minecraft server

CraftingLand, creativity, Fight, GRIFFER, home, Minecraft, Protect, Server, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7149
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival

89.169.4.188

Players:	99/300	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6