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DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	30
New Chunks Explored:	600028	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Void Armor Forged:	26
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Farms Harvested:	816
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Emeralds Found:	3218
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	577
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1194	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4357

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Votes:	1798
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, aita, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	105	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!

BabyBanBirthdayBash

babies, baby-free event, BabyBanBirthdayBash, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, event planning, friend dynamics, ladies only, mom friends, mom guilt, moms, new born, no children, party dynamics, party etiquette, party planning, party rules, Party Vibes, people pleaser, social etiquette

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	231	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most epic way possible! Are you tired of boring parties with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw the wildest birthday bashes!

Join us for our 30th birthday party extravaganza, where only ladies are allowed! Leave your significant others and kids at home because this party is all about letting loose and having a blast. We promise it won’t be a rager, but it will definitely be a night to remember.

But beware, we have strict rules about bringing babies to the party. One mom tried to bring her 1-month-old baby and we had to put our foot down. We can’t have the vibes of the party ruined by a tiny human stealing the spotlight! Trust us, you won’t be offended by this rule, it’s all in the name of birthday fun.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for the most outrageous birthday party you’ve ever experienced. Who needs babies when you have virtual blocks to build with and adventures to embark on? Stick to our no kids “rule” and let the party begin!

CheatersNeverProsperMC

BETRAYAL, CheatersNeverProsperMC, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, love, loyalty, moving on, personal boundaries, Rebuilding trust., relationship advice, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, relationships, second chances, toxic behavior, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers full of cheaters? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict zero-tolerance policy for cheaters, so you can rest assured that your diamonds are safe with us.

Join our server and become part of our exclusive club of elite players who have never even thought about cheating. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course that only the bravest players dare to attempt.

So say goodbye to cheaters and hello to a whole new world of Minecraft fun on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be cheating is death itself!

Musk’s Far-Right Party Panic Minecraft Server

Backlash, concern, controversy, criticism, elon musk, ethical concerns, far-right party, FarRight, German leader, germany, insults, leadership, Minecraft, Musk, Musks, Panic, Party, political influence, political stance, Political Support, Politics, public opinion, right wing, Server, social media, worry

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3133

so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server where the german leader is freaking out about elon musk supporting a far-right party? well, guess what, this server has it all! join us for some crazy fun and political drama like u never seen before. build ur own empire while the world around u goes nuts. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of the insanity!

Elon’s EuroCraft Mayhem

billionaire, controversy, disruptive, economic impact, electric vehicles, elon musk, elon musk news, Elons, entrepreneur, environmental sustainability, EuroCraft, european invasion, Global influence, innovation, international relations, MAYHEM, political tensions, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla, world leaders

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Chimeras Created:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

so, like, there’s this totally epic minecraft server that’s causing a ruckus all over the world, just like elon musk’s european invasion! world leaders are getting soooooo mad because this server is just too lit to handle. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the chaos and make world leaders even more pissed off. plus, rumor has it that elon musk himself plays on this server in between launching rockets and stuff. so, like, join now and be part of the madness!

Crazy Teachers Crazy Parents

academic stress, crazy, education, end of semester, end of vacation, go crazy, long tail tags, mental health, parent burnout, parents, parents going crazy, School, school year, semester ends, stress, Students, summer break, teacher burnout, teachers, teachers going crazy, vacation ends

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, listen up! If you wanna escape the madness of school and parents going bonkers, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pigs that can talk, chickens that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (watch out for their explosive punchlines, though).

Our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a royal rumble with zombies, skeletons, and players all duking it out for the ultimate prize.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that takes you through the End dimension, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island, and a maze that’s so confusing, even the Endermen get lost in it.

So come on, join our server and let’s get crazy together! Who needs school and parents when you have a world of infinite possibilities waiting for you in Minecraft? Let’s do this!

Mouse Brain Merge Server

autism, Brain, discovery, hearing center, interpret, MERGE, Mouse, mouse brain, neurological conditions, pup retrieval, researchers, Server, Signals, smell, social behaviors, social cues, Sound, Understanding

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

so u know how like, mice are all about that smell and sound, right? well, turns out their lil brains are like, mixxing it all up in there. and guess what? that can affect how they interact with each other, like when they go and get their pups and stuff.

so imagine if ur brain was like that too, but in a cool way. like, u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly ur hearing and smell senses are all mixed up, but in a good way. u can hear blocks being placed from miles away and smell diamonds underground. it’s like a superpower, but for minecraft!

plus, we have the craziest stories on this server. like, one time a player found a secret cave filled with talking pigs who were actually aliens in disguise. and another time, a group of players banded together to build a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where your senses will be all mixed up and the adventures are endless. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover!

Players:	93/800	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Void Armor Forged:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	8806	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Votes:	2000	Orbs of Power Found:	4