join dis epic minecraft server where chicago clam chowder is banned cuz it’s too OP. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. the diamonds here are so big, they can be used as beds for giants. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they wear sunglasses and blast dubstep when they explode. come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 9876 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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