join dis epic minecraft server where chicago clam chowder is banned cuz it’s too OP. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. the diamonds here are so big, they can be used as beds for giants. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they wear sunglasses and blast dubstep when they explode. come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 19672 Void Armor Forged: 23
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Mineshafts Explored: 3
Orbs of Power Found: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Towns Built: 7
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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