join dis epic minecraft server where chicago clam chowder is banned cuz it’s too OP. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. the diamonds here are so big, they can be used as beds for giants. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they wear sunglasses and blast dubstep when they explode. come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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