join dis epic minecraft server where chicago clam chowder is banned cuz it’s too OP. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. the diamonds here are so big, they can be used as beds for giants. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they wear sunglasses and blast dubstep when they explode. come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Crops Grown: 1373
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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