join dis epic minecraft server where chicago clam chowder is banned cuz it’s too OP. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. the diamonds here are so big, they can be used as beds for giants. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they wear sunglasses and blast dubstep when they explode. come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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