join dis epic minecraft server where chicago clam chowder is banned cuz it’s too OP. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. the diamonds here are so big, they can be used as beds for giants. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they wear sunglasses and blast dubstep when they explode. come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Crops Grown: 2286 Zombie Dances: 1
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Rainbows Spotted: 2 Divine Spears Created: 25
Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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