No Chowder, Only Minecraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Elder Kin Unity 1.20.1

1.20.1, acceptance, anti-racism, CHANGE, Communication, dialogue, Diversity, education, Elder, Empathy, equality, family, generation gap, Grandfather, intervention, Kin, love, prejudice, racism, social justice, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Yo, bro, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and distract your grandpa with all the crazy fun we have going on!

We’ve got so many wacky builds and epic adventures that he won’t even have time to think about being racist! Plus, our community is so diverse and inclusive that he’ll be too busy making new friends to spew any hate speech.

So come on, join us and save your grandpa from being a total bigot! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

RejectionCraft: Bro Edition

A-level, advice, Bro, brother, Business+IT, computer science, Edition, GCSEs, Harsh, heads of 6th form, IT, Life, offers, predicted grades, rejection, RejectionCraft, sibling rivalry, software engineering, UCAS application, University, Upset

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach you valuable life lessons? Look no further than our server, where we offer courses in “Predicted Grades 101” and “Dodgy GCSEs: How to Overcome Them”. Join now and learn the importance of listening to advice before it’s too late!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “UCAS Application Simulator”, where you can experience the thrill of getting rejected by multiple universities all at once! Will you make the same mistake as our 17m player and apply to the same university for all your choices? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our server, where the lessons are harsh but the laughs are plenty. Who knows, you might even walk away with a new perspective on life – and a shiny new offer from Business+IT University!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

alluring quirks, alluring traits, attractive qualities, AttractiveAF, captivating features, captivating quirks, distinctive appeal, distinctive traits, enchanting traits, individual charm, intriguing appeal, intriguing qualities, magnetic qualities, Minecraft, personality quirks, Rare Attributes, rare charm, smp, uncommon allure, uncommon charm, uncommon traits, unique characteristics, unusual allure

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We got a whole gang of crazy players who are always up to some wild shenanigans.

First off, our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’re talking rainbow creepers, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman. It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, man.

And the builds on this server? Insane, bro. We’ve got a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure. You’ll never run out of cool stuff to explore, I swear.

But the best part? The community, dude. We’re all a bunch of lovable weirdos who just wanna have a good time. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, have epic PvP battles on top of the tallest mountains, and even have a pet slime named Larry who’s basically our mascot.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off the walls bonkers and full of laughs, then you gotta join us, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for, am I right?

SheetCrafters

bed covers, bed linens, bed sheets, bedding, bedding care, bedding changes, bedding cleanliness, bedding frequency, bedding habits, bedding maintenance, bedding routine, bedding schedule, bedding tips, bedroom decor, cleaning routine, home maintenance, household chores, SheetCrafters, sleep hygiene, sleep quality

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is changing your bed sheets once a month? Well, look no further because on our server, we change our bed sheets every hour! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about stale sheets or creepers hiding under your covers ever again. Join us for the freshest bedding experience in Minecraft!

CraftyChina Minecraft Server

Businesses, China, CraftyChina, economic policy, Economy, export, finance, global market, Impact, Import, international relations, Manufacturing, market volatility, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, RETALIATION, Server, supply chain, Tariffs, trade war, trump, uncertainty

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2789
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera in china’s businesses! brace yourselves for the impact of trump tariffs as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with chaos and uncertainty. build your own empire and watch it crumble under the pressure of international trade wars. will you be able to survive the economic turmoil and come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.

CraftyWarriors

aggression, CASUALTIES, central america, Conflict, CraftyWarriors, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, negotiations, panama, Peacekeeping, resolution, rubio, SECURITY, talks, Tension, uncertainty, War

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6644	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
New Chunks Explored:	885068	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Dragon Eggs Found:	6303
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

are you ready for the ultimate minecraft showdown?!?! join our server and prepare for battle like never before!!!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire base!!! but don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down those pesky creepers and protect your precious loot!!!

but that’s not all!!! we have epic boss battles that will test your skills to the limit!!! take on the mighty ender dragon or challenge the wither to a duel!!! do you have what it takes to emerge victorious?!?!

plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of minecraft!!! find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite!!! but be careful, because there will be many casualties along the way!!!

so what are you waiting for?!?! join our server now and experience the thrill of war, the excitement of adventure, and the chaos of minecraft like never before!!!

Sole Space Wasted – Minecraft

#sustainability, construction, design, Durability, efficiency, fashion, footwear, heel, High Heel, long-lasting, Manufacturing, material, Minecraft, parts, production, Quality, SHOE, sole, Space, unused, Waste, Wasted, wear and tear

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
New Chunks Explored:	673533	Runes Activated:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own highheel sole kingdom and rule over all da other players! u can stomp on ur enemies with ur fabulous heels and show dem who’s boss.

we got a secret underground shoe factory where u can craft da most stylish shoes in all of minecraft land. u can even enchant ur heels with special powers like speed boost or jump boost.

rumor has it dat there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the sole of a giant highheel in da middle of da server. only da bravest and most stylish players can find it and claim it for themselves.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and strut ur stuff on da catwalk of minecraft!

AlexandriaSMP

AlexandriaSMP, Arboria, bi-weekly events, Community, community-driven, Coreprotect, Economy, Events, Immersive, Lush, Map Reset, mature admins, Minecraft, PvP, respectful community, Server, shopping district, smp, Tectonic World Generation, voice chat, Voting

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server

We just reset our map after 1.5 years and are starting a new season! it launched only a week ago so come join us while the map is fresh!!!

Why Choose AlexandriaSMP?

Experienced 18+ Admin Team	Our mature and experienced admins have a long history of managing successful Minecraft servers, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Community-Driven Decisions	Major server decisions are made by the community through voting. Your input shapes the world we build together.
Enhanced World Generation	Explore our new 1.21.4 map featuring Tectonic World Generation for stunning landscapes and Arboria for lush, immersive foliage.
Trust-Based System with CoreProtect	No need for land claims. We operate on trust, with CoreProtect ensuring any issues are quickly resolved. We prioritize a respectful and trustworthy community.
Regular Events	Participate in bi-weekly events, including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more. There’s always something happening on AlexandriaSMP.
Thriving Economy	Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy, adding an extra layer of interaction and fun.

Ready to join? Visit our website at alexandriasmp.com or connect with us on Discord to get started.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit our website and follow the instructions for joining.
Is the server family-friendly?	AlexandriaSMP is an 18+ server, so it is recommended for mature players.
Are there any rules I need to follow?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a respectful and enjoyable community. You can find them on our website.
Can I participate in events even if I’m a new player?	Absolutely! Our events are open to all players, regardless of experience level.
How can I contribute to the server’s economy?	You can start by setting up a shop in the shopping district and trading with other players.

Truths Unearthed 1.21.1

1.21.1, accepting the truth, brutal honesty, difficult truths, facing reality, facing the facts, facing the truth, hard truths, harsh realities, harsh truths, Honesty, inconvenient truths, reality check, tough love, tough truths, Truths, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable realities, uncomfortable truths, uncomfortable truths discussion, uncomfortable truths forum, undeniable truths, unearthed

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, if you’re not on here, you’re basically missing out on the meaning of life, ya feel me?

Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. That’s the kind of crazy shiz you’ll find on this server, man.

And let me tell you, the diamonds here are so sparkly, they’ll blind you with their beauty. It’s like walking into a disco ball factory, but way cooler.

Plus, the zombies here are actually really good dancers. Like, they’ll hit the nae nae better than anyone you’ve ever seen. It’s wild, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

LeftieEatsMinecraftServer

#venting, Cultural differences, cultural norms, egoistic parents, family dinner, family dynamics, FINALS, food etiquette, indian restaurant, indian traditions, knife, left hand maneuvers, left handed, Leftie, LeftieEatsMinecraftServer, parenting, roti, sensitive stomach, street food, study, Traditions

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace left-handedness like never before! Are you tired of being judged for using your left hand to eat or wipe your butt? Well, on our server, we celebrate all things left-handed!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories as we navigate the world of Minecraft with our left hands leading the way. Imagine building the craziest structures and fighting off mobs with your dominant hand – the left one!

Forget about your parents’ strict rules and societal norms – on our server, lefties rule the land! So come on over and join us for a left-handed revolution like never before. Who knew being a leftie could be so much fun in the world of Minecraft?

NoTripNoProbMC

acquaintance, aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, couples trip, day trip, Etiquette, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Group Chat, Invitations, NoTripNoProbMC, personal space, relationships, Respect, social dynamics, social events, third wheel, trip, work relationships

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of being the third wheel on couple’s trips? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the awkwardness and have a blast with fellow gamers!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers start dancing to disco music! Only on our server will you experience such wacky encounters.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry in the land. Will you be able to challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and create unforgettable memories with a community of players who love to have fun!

NoDistractionsAllowedMC

Accidents, advertising, Awareness, banned, billboard ads, distracted driving, distraction-free, distractions, Driving, enforcement, Laws, mobile devices, NoDistractionsAllowedMC, PHONES, policy, Public Safety, regulations, road safety, Safety, Texting, traffic

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace chaos and madness! Join us for a wild ride where anything goes, including building giant billboards in the middle of your friend’s house while they’re not looking. Who needs phones when you can have flying pigs and exploding chickens? Join now for a truly unpredictable and hilarious Minecraft experience!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, current events, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Frontline, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, military presence, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North Koreans, peace talks, Politics, sanctions, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, Withdrawal

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

so, like, ukraine is all like, yo, north koreans might have like, dipped out of the frontline or whatever. but like, who even knows, man? maybe they got lost in a mine shaft or something. but like, if you wanna avoid all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are filled with enchanted pickaxes and golden apples. so, like, why bother with real life drama when you can just chill with us and build a castle made out of cheese? come join us, bro, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

TemuCraft EU – Unsafe Goods Edition

Accountability, Amazon, Business, consumer protection, consumer rights, ecommerce, Edition, EU, european union, FT reports, Goods, legal responsibility, Liability, marketplace, online shopping, product safety, regulations, Retail, Shein, supply chain, Temu, TemuCraft, Unsafe, unsafe goods

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Farms Harvested:	282
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

so like, this server is like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got creepers that explode rainbows, pigs that fly, and diamonds that sing when u mine them. u gotta join cuz we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. plus, if u find the hidden treasure chest, u get a pet dragon that breathes out marshmallows. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so come on, join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everything into tofu blocks. let’s goooooo!

Rural Minds: Ethnically Mental

Aging population, Aging research, cognitive aging, cognitive assessment, cognitive decline, cognitive function, ethnic disparities, Ethnic Minorities, ethnically, investigating ethnicity, Mental, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health disparities, Mental well-being, Minds.., minority health, Neurocognitive disparities, neurocognitive research, Rural, rural aging adults, rural communities, rural healthcare, rural populations

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	231
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky world where we investigate neurocognitive disparities by playing Minecraft! Picture this: you’re a rural aging adult trying to survive in a world filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that we have different ethnicities represented in the game, adding a whole new level of diversity and fun. Who knew mental health research could be this exciting?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Players:	105/700	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	540945	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3