Nn! Nnnghyaaaa! Nnnngh! Minecraft Server

Das rite, enjoyment, euphoria, EXCITEMENT, Feels so good bros, Fuck yeah, Minecraft, Nn, Nnnghyaaaa, Nnnngh, Pleasure, pleasure noises, pleasure response, pleasure sensations, pleasure sounds, Prrrrrrrrrrrrt, satisfaction, satisfaction noises, satisfaction sounds, Server, Uhhhhn

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3410	Farms Harvested:	520
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Meteorites Collected:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2791	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Towns Built:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Ores Mined:	4048	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4801
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Star Shards Collected:	150
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	New Chunks Explored:	135491
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Farms Harvested:	921
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	146
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mines Excavated:	1792

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Crops Grown:	6542	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Votes:	881
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8834
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.