| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 5761 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7783 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 833 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 3239 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
We got pandas, bamboo forests, and even ninja villages for you to explore.
And get this, you can ride on a dragon and battle other players in epic kung fu showdowns.
Plus, there’s a secret hot spring where you can chill with geishas and samurais after a long day of mining and crafting.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our Asian adventure on!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 6407 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Watch as Alice’s boardmate’s brother goes above and beyond to win her heart, from doing all the chores to driving her around like a chauffeur. And don’t worry, fresh produce from Alice’s family’s vegetable business is included in the deal!
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for secret relationships, betrayals, and negotiations that would make even the most seasoned diplomat jealous. Will Alice choose her boyfriend or her boardmate’s brother? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 5332 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
But fear not, for our server has the solution! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging invisible dogs on the road, only to have a hero emerge and save the day with reflective spray paint! Who needs bells when you can have a glowing dog beacon guiding your way?
And if that’s not enough excitement for you, just wait until you hear about the neighbor’s step-nephew and his plumbing adventures. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen, folks! So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the danger, and the doggy dilemmas that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs lawsuits when you have virtual adventures like these? Join now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 942 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 448 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 231 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 8471 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3215 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 42 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 5018 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 6572 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Magic Items Found: | 4936 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Custom Dungeon | Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards |
| Roleplay System | Create unique characters and work for your town |
| Player-run Economy | Trade in gold and items with other players |
| Skill Levelling System | Track and improve your skills for unique perks |
| Quests System | Complete challenges for special rewards |
| Other Features | Custom music discs and brewery |
A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.
A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.
A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.
A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 4592 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 488 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 600 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 159 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9001 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 2123 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Star Shards Collected: | 76 |
But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 3857 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 8775 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 8445 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 89 | Magic Items Found: | 5337 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 286072 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 3735 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.
Server Specialty:
To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.
We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.
Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.
We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.
We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.
You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 6346 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7721 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Farms Harvested: | 912 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
