nitent network

Adventure, base, BATTLING, Biomes, building, Challenges, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, gameplay, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Survival, Tournaments, Updates, Vanilla, vibrant

### Welcome to Nitent Network!

Nitent Network is a vibrant and dynamic Minecraft community dedicated to providing an exceptional gaming experience. With a focus on creativity, adventure, and community, we offer a variety of game modes, events, and features that cater to players of all interests and skill levels.

#### Key Features: – **Diverse Game Modes:** From survival to creative, PvP to minigames, there’s something for everyone. – **Regular Updates:** We continuously add new content, plugins, and features to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. – **Community Events:** Join in on our frequent events, tournaments, and challenges to compete for exclusive rewards. – **Custom Plugins:** Enjoy unique gameplay enhancements with our custom plugins, designed to add new dimensions to your Minecraft experience. – **Active Community:** Connect with fellow players, make new friends, and engage with a supportive and friendly community.

Join us today and embark on an unforgettable journey in the world of Nitent Network! Whether you’re building your dream base, battling it out in PvP, or exploring new biomes, there’s always something amazing waiting for you.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9647	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Family Nostalgia Minecraft Server

after school clubs, Childhood, Dinner, Dishwasher, emotional trauma, family, family dinner, family dynamics, grilled chicken curse, GROUNDED, homework, immature, leisure, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parenting stress, school night, Server, sibling rivalry, stress, teenage rebellion

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about those traumatic grilled chicken nights? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can escape the clutches of Pasta Roni and overbearing parents. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely no grilled chicken in sight!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about being grounded for silly reasons like putting a plate in the dishwasher wrong. A world where you can build, explore, and thrive without the looming threat of homework and family drama. Our server is the perfect place to let your imagination run wild and leave those stressful family dinners behind.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to the grilled chicken curse once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret quest to uncover the truth behind the Pasta Roni conspiracy. Are you brave enough to take it on? Only one way to find out!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Love Letters Sent:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Void Gems Collected:	36	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Doge Outperforming ETH 4 Days in a Row Minecraft SMP

Analysis, comparison, Competition, cryptocurrency, Days, digital assets, Doge, ETH, Investment, market, meme, Minecraft, outperforming, Performance, profit, proof of stake, Proof of Work, Row, shitcoin, smp, success, Trading, trend, Value, volatility

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing worth mining is diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is so wild that even Dogecoin is outperforming Ethereum! That’s right, our server is so full of meme magic that even the most ridiculous cryptocurrencies are thriving here.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for rare meme coins, battling against hordes of crypto zombies, and building the most epic meme castle you can imagine. Forget about proof of stake, we’re all about that proof of meme life here.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the meme madness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pixel Punks Minecraft Server

action-packed, Anime, Artificial Intelligence, Cybernetics, Cyberpunk, cyberpunk aesthetics, cyberpunk anime, cyberpunk culture, cyberpunk genre, cyberpunk storytelling, cyberpunk themes, dark anime, dystopian society, edgerunners, futuristic, futuristic anime, Minecraft, PIXEL, post-apocalyptic, Punks, Sci Fi, Server, Technology, virtual reality

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building enthusiasts out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of infinite power, guarded by a horde of evil zombie pigmen. But beware, for the sword is said to be cursed and will turn anyone who wields it into a chicken for 24 hours!

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is home to the elusive Ender Dragon, who loves nothing more than challenging players to a game of Minecraft trivia. Beat him at his own game and he’ll reward you with a chest full of rare loot!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Cool Gus Composure Minecraft SMP

anger management, composure, controlling emotions, Cool, emotional control, emotional intelligence, emotional outburst, emotional reaction, emotional regulation, emotional stability, Frustration, Gus, handling pressure, keeping cool, losing composure, maintaining composure, managing emotions, Minecraft, reacting under pressure, self-control, smp, staying calm, Stress Management, turning out differently

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic tale of Gus, the player who lost his composure and ended up in a hilarious predicament! Rumor has it that he accidentally built a giant statue of a chicken instead of a castle, all because he couldn’t control his laughter while playing. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own wacky adventures and maybe even become the next Gus of our server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Divine Spears Created:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

What is the IP for IcyDeluxe Movies Minecraft Server?

IcyDeluxe, Minecraft, movies, Server

IcyDeluxe Movies is a budding filmmaker with a passion for creating visually captivating and emotionally engaging films. With a keen eye for storytelling and a talent for cinematography, IcyDeluxe Movies is quickly making a name for themselves in the industry. Their unique style and creative vision set them apart, and they are poised to become a rising star in the world of filmmaking.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Commissions Minecraft Server

affordable, Author, commissioning, Commissions, Communication, Contact, Crafty, Creative, dollgirl, email, fanfiction, Fiction, freelance, Literature, Minecraft, opportunity, payment, Paypal, Rates, Server, storytelling, Words, Writer, Writing

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for epic adventures filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and magical unicorns roaming the land. Build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on a rollercoaster made of rainbows, and battle evil zombie llamas with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and dancing skeletons. And don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! PayPal only, because even our virtual world runs on cold, hard cash.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Potions Brewed:	167
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

So Little Gits Content Minecraft SMP

CONTENT, curated gifts, gift giving, Gift guide, Gift ideas, gift inspiration, gift recommendations, gift selection, gift shopping, gift suggestions, GitS, handmade gifts, Minecraft, minimalistic gifts, personalized gifts, small gifts, small surprises, smp, So little gits, special occasions, thoughtful presents, tiny presents, unique gifts

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild circus on steroids, with more chaos and shenanigans than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition (spoiler alert: it never ends well).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server, trading emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite armor. Don’t ask how they got so powerful, just go with it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more like a reality TV show on crack, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness and mayhem that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9836
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Lost & Found Minecraft Server

Abandoned, DISMISSED, Dispensable, disregarded, Expendable, Forgotten, INSIGNIFICANT, Irrelevant, Lost, Minecraft, Missed, no one, nobody, Nothing, Overlooked, Server, unappreciated, unimportant, UNNOTICED, unremembered, Value, Worthless

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a rollercoaster ride that goes through the Nether!

Our community is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, we have a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots (because who doesn’t need those, right?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the madness. Remember, on our server, when someone says “and nobody missed them, and nothing of value was lost,” they’re probably talking about the time someone accidentally blew up the entire village with a stack of TNT. Oops!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Night Crew Minecraft SMP

celebrate, CREW, Dance, Emerge, Entertainment, Fun, late night, Minecraft, Music, night, night crew, night out, night owl, Night shift, nightlife, nighttime activities, Nighttime Events, Nighttime Gathering, Party, Performance, REJOICE, Show Thine Selves, smp, socializing

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest of blocks, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this incredible prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Show thine selves and emerge into our crazy world of Minecraft madness. Join us and rejoice in the insanity that awaits you!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, minecraft server, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, RPG, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Whimsical Woods Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anime, Calliope Mori, cute, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming streamer, hololive, japanese, Kawaii, Live streaming, Minecraft, musician, online personality, Power-washing Power-couple, Server, Singer, twitch, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, WHIMSICAL, Woods, 森カリオペ

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our Partial Partner of the Power-washing Power-couple, Calliope Mori.

Legend has it that Calliope Mori once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a bucket of water and a sponge. She’s so skilled at power-washing that even the creepers run in fear when they see her coming. And now, she’s looking for new recruits to join her on her quest to clean up the Minecraft world one block at a time.

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens in epic boss fights, and even discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn to ride around on?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure with Calliope Mori and become a part of the most legendary power-washing power-couple in all of gaming history!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Farms Harvested:	979
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Worldly Countries Minecraft SMP

borders, citizenship, colonies, Countries, Diplomacy, foreign relations, geography, Global, Government, INDEPENDENCE, International, Minecraft, nation-states, national identity, Nations, Politics, smp, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory, united nations, vassal states, world, worldly

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where only countries exist! That’s right, forget about building houses and farms, here you can build entire nations and conquer your enemies with your superior block-placing skills.

Join us and become the ruler of your own country, complete with a flag, national anthem, and even a parliament made out of Minecraft blocks. Want to start a war with your neighbor over a patch of land? Go for it! Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and enchanted armor for the ultimate battle.

But beware, there are vassal states and colonies lurking around, looking to overthrow your rule and claim your territory as their own. Will you be able to defend your country and emerge victorious in this crazy world of Minecraft geopolitics?

So come on, join us and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft diplomat and warrior. Only on this Minecraft SMP, where countries reign supreme and chaos is just a block away.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minecraft server: Wild World Crossing

3DS, Animal Crossing, Animal Forest, city folk, Crossing, cute animals, Doubutsu No Mori E+, ds, gamecube, Let’s Go To The City, life simulation, Minecraft, New Horizons, new leaf, Nintendo, nintendo switch, Server, simulation, social simulation, Spinoffs, video game, virtual world, Wild, wild world, world

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take you on a wild ride through the world of Animal Crossing! From Doubutsu No Mori E+ to New Horizons, we’ve got it all covered in our crazy virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of living amongst talking animals, catching bugs and fish, and shaking trees for mysterious treasures. Want to visit a bustling city or relax on a tropical island? We’ve got you covered with our insane custom biomes.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got spinoffs where you can battle against giant bugs or race against your animal friends in go-karts. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our Animal Forest expansion where you can explore haunted forests and uncover hidden secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	812915

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Twisted Into My Heart Minecraft SMP

Connection, deep, desire, Emotional rollercoaster, emotions, feelings, Heart, Heartache, infatuation, INTENSE, INTERTWINED, longing, love, Minecraft, Obsession, Passion, relationship, romance, smp, soulmate, TANGLED, Twisted

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the blocks are twisted into our hearts and the adventures are even more twisted! Join us if you dare to enter a world where the creepers dance the cha-cha, the zombies have a book club, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to take over the server!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you too can join in on the madness and become a part of our wacky community. Build your own twisted creations, embark on quests to find the rarest items (like diamond-encrusted pork chops), and maybe even uncover the secret of why the chickens keep trying to overthrow the cows as the ruling class.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this twisted journey into the heart of Minecraft madness. Who knows what kind of hilarity and chaos awaits you in our twisted world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.