Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement for joining is having nipple piercings! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the ancient nipple gods bestow great powers upon those who adorn their nips with shiny metal.

Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only their nipple piercings as weapons. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground nipple society that meets every full moon to discuss world domination plans.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination and the number of piercings you can fit on your nipples!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 4988 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Love Letters Sent: 17

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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