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The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because on this server, slavs are GODS. That’s right, we have a secret underground society of slavs who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. Rumor has it that they can build a castle out of dirt in less than 10 seconds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of llamas who have formed their own political party and are running for mayor. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas for mayor. And let me tell you, their campaign promises are wild. Free hay for everyone!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Legend has it that only those with the purest of hearts and the dankest of memes can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where slavs reign supreme and llamas run for office. It’s gonna be a ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Enchantments Applied:	265	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ores Mined:	5517	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftySabotage Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly your friend’s sneaky wife eavesdrops on a top-secret conversation and tries to steal a million-dollar deal! Talk about scandalous! But hey, drama makes the game more exciting, right?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and big bucks (in-game, of course). Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Emeralds Found:	4917
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Towns Built:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DressGate: Mom Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about drama like this? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious moments, and non-stop fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?

So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ores Mined:	4986	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HeartbreakCraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Love Letters Sent:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Animals Bred:	62	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyBargains

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A lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server, duh! Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items, all for the low low price of less than $10! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the mobs and build the craziest pixelated creations you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft adventure for less than $10!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption

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join our minecraft server and save robert roberson from his impending doom! he needs your help to escape from the evil clutches of the misjudging judges who think he’s guilty just because he has autism. build him a fortress, mine for diamonds to bribe the guards, and create a secret underground tunnel to sneak him out. only you can prevent this injustice from happening, so join now and be a hero in the most epic minecraft rescue mission ever!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Astral Projections Made:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Monarch Migration Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have MONARCH BUTTERFLIES as our main attraction! watch as they fly around in their majestic beauty, but be careful not to get too close or they might steal your diamonds!

our server is so lit that even the monarch butterflies can’t resist joining in on the fun. they love to participate in our weekly butterfly dance parties where they show off their sick moves and flutter around like there’s no tomorrow.

if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary monarch butterfly king who rules over all the other butterflies with his iron winged fist. he’s a tough cookie, but if you show him some love and bring him some nectar, he might just let you join his royal court.

so come on down to our server and witness the beauty and majesty of the monarch butterflies in all their glory. who needs diamonds when you have butterflies, amirite?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Tempest Realm

Balanced Experience, Cosmetics, Crafting, custom boss rooms, custom server, Dynamic economy, Economy, English-speaking community, Events, Exploring, farmable skins, Farming, French speaking community, international players, MCMMO, multilingual support, pay to win, Progression System, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

—–The server is still under development—– — Looking for Staff ! Discord for more Infos ! — Tempest Realm is a custom Minecraft server offering a balanced, chill experience with a focus on cosmetics. Earn fully farmable skins and items that let you stand out, with no pay-to-win mechanics. Enjoy custom boss rooms, a dynamic economy, and both PvE and PvP content.

Our progression system rewards dedication, making every achievement feel earned. Whether you love farming, crafting, or exploring, Tempest Realm has something for you.

We welcome players from around the world, with full support for both English and French-speaking communities.

Features: Farmable Cosmetics Custom Boss Rooms Dynamic Economy PvE & PvP Events Multilingual Community (English/French)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8099
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CometSMP

CometSMP, Cosmetic Items, Customization, equal advantage, Fair Gameplay, pay to win free, Survival

CometSMP is a survival server built for players who believe in fair gameplay. The server is entirely pay to win free, ensuring that all players have a fair and equal advantage. Comet offers a wide range of cosmetic items, allowing players to customize their experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Buildings Constructed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Mainstay: Where even the creepers vote on who gets whitelisted! Join us for a Java 1.21.1 adventure with proximity voice and no age restrictions. Disclaimer: No chat reports allowed!

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Mainstay Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods
Proximity Voice Chat
No Age Restriction
Community-Focused Gameplay

Be Kind and Respectful – We maintain a zero-tolerance policy for bullying or toxic behavior.
Play Fair – No hacking, cheating, or using mods that provide unfair advantages.
No Griefing – Pranks are fine, but make sure they’re lighthearted and don’t cause harm.
Stay Thoughtful – Clean up after yourself, and be mindful of others when building or gathering resources.

Interested in Joining?

If Mainstay sounds like the place for you, join our Discord to apply and keep up with server announcements, including the exact launch date! We’re excited to welcome new players into our growing community and can’t wait to see what we’ll build together.

Discord: https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

And here are some FAQ Questions & Answers:

1. Can players vote on changes and new features on the server? – Yes, players have the ability to collaborate and shape the future of the server through voting on potential changes and new features.

2. Is there an age restriction to join the Mainstay server? – There is no strict age limit on the server, as inclusivity is valued. As long as players can act responsibly, they are welcome to join.

3. What version of Minecraft does the Mainstay server run on? – The server runs on Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods to enhance the vanilla gameplay experience.

4. Are there any specific rules that players must follow on the Mainstay server? – Yes, players must adhere to rules such as being kind and respectful, playing fair without hacking or cheating, avoiding griefing, and staying thoughtful in their interactions with others.

5. How can I join the Mainstay server? – To join the Mainstay server, players can apply through the Discord server link provided and stay updated on server announcements, including the launch date.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Cute Chick Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one pays attention to you? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild and crazy time where anything goes! Need attention from someone? Just insult them and watch them shower you with exclusive sexy videos and photos! It’s like magic, but with a hint of insanity!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most bizarre interactions you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends…or enemies! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7409
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Crops Grown:	2332
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of arguing with your significant other over politics? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where political debates are settled with epic build battles and PvP showdowns! Who needs therapy when you can just duke it out in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond sword engraved with their political party’s logo. So come join us and let’s see if love can truly conquer all…or at least in Minecraft!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NightLightCraft

Are you tired of feeling like a sleepy zombie when the sun sets in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about losing energy again! Our virtual Red Bull dispenser will keep you buzzing all night long, ready to take on any creepers that come your way. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sun never sets, so you can mine and build to your heart’s content without ever needing a nap. Join us now and say goodbye to early bedtime blues!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2