| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 5166 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 115 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 1310 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4086 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 121 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 69 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player reveals they’re actually in their 60’s and their ex has terminal cancer! And that’s just the beginning of the crazy stories you’ll encounter on our server.
Join now for a chance to witness family drama, secret illnesses, and questionable holiday plans. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 8132 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Join us for some virtual adventures and leave the real world behind. No judgment here, just pure fun and excitement. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling monsters in the virtual world? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride. And remember, on our server, everyone is welcome – no matter how many hours of sleep you’ve had or how many kids you have!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 1665 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 9701 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
ONCE, A PLAYER FOUND A SEMICONDUCTOR CHIP AND IT GAVE THEM SUPERPOWERS. NOW THEY CAN FLY AROUND THE SERVER AND TURN CREEPERS INTO KITTENS. TRUE STORY, BRO.
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN CHIPS AND CREATE A ROBOT ARMY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. OR JUST MINECRAFT, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT.
JOIN US FOR THE CRAZIEST, CHIP-TASTIC ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL DORITOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS. YOLO, AMIRITE?
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 7299 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 6978 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
But watch out, cuz if we misallocate dat CDR, we gonna fail and not reach 1.5°C. So come on, join da madness and help us save da world in da most ridiculous way possible!
We got crazy stories, insane adventures, and lots of mispellings to keep you entertained. So what you waiting for? Join now and be a part of dis wacky Minecraft server like no other!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 5517 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| The Eternal Region [SMP] | |
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| Looking for a fresh, engaging, and truly community-driven Minecraft experience? The Eternal Region is a whitelisted 16+ vanilla survival server with a few quality-of-life improvements, designed for mature players who love the game and want to build lasting friendships. | |
| Invite Link | https://discord.gg/9gJGaEpnKG |
| What Makes Us Different? | |
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| A True Community Experience – The End is currently locked, waiting for a future community event to conquer it together. Meanwhile, the Nether is open, waiting for brave explorers! Simple Voice Chat – No need for Discord! Connect and communicate seamlessly with proximity-based voice chat. Anti-Griefing Measures – We have an instant rollback system to remove griefers from existence (well, their blocks at least). So, trolls only waste their time, not yours! Hermitcraft-Inspired Economy – We’re considering a permit-style system for shops, making for a more balanced and rewarding trading experience. Community-Driven Future – Every major update and change is decided by our players through community polls. Your voice matters here! | |
| Apply to Join! | We’re a small but growing group of players looking for others who want to invest their time, build something incredible, and enjoy Minecraft with good company. But before you apply, make sure you read the rules carefully—you might just miss something important! Think you have what it takes to be part of The Eternal Region? Apply today and start your next great adventure! |
| Our latest event was the Melody Hunt! | |
To join The Eternal Region, visit the Discord invite link provided above and follow the application process specified in the server’s rules.
The Eternal Region offers a true survival challenge with limited resources, a starting island spawn, and quality-of-life tweaks to enhance the vanilla experience. Additionally, the server promotes community engagement through events and player-driven decisions.
Yes, The Eternal Region is a whitelisted server for players aged 16 and older.
Yes, The Eternal Region has an instant rollback system to remove griefers’ blocks and prevent them from causing further damage to players’ builds.
Yes, The Eternal Region hosts community events like the recent Melody Hunt, where players can come together to conquer challenges and enjoy the game as a group.
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5942 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 54 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
We have pixelated babes waiting to be impressed by your vocal cords of steel!
Become the ultimate Minecraft heartthrob and make all the other players jealous of your seductive tones!
Who needs real-life fame when you can have virtual adoration from all the e-girls on our server?
Join now and see if your voice can make the pixels quiver with desire!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 4849 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 260 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
we have insane battles with giant Russian bears and vodka-spitting creepers, but don’t worry, we have plenty of Ukrainian dumplings to keep you fueled up for the fight.
join us and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history! Who needs diamonds when you have the power of Europe on your side? Let’s show those Russians who’s boss!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 801 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 966 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 7930 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Description: | A land of adventure, creativity, and friendships waiting to be forged! |
Racoon Hideout isn’t just another Minecraft server—it’s a community-driven world built by and for players like you. Whether you’re an explorer, builder, trader, or competitor, there’s a place for you here.
| A breathtaking world filled with hand-crafted landscapes, hidden ruins, and unique locations waiting to be discovered. | |
| Custom Items | Equip special gear and collectibles that add a fresh twist to gameplay—without breaking the vanilla experience. |
| Thriving Economy & Player Shops | Rent your own shop in our marketplace, trade with others, and become the richest raccoon in town! |
| Cosmetic-Only Store | Want to stand out? Our store features only non-pay-to-win cosmetics—no unfair advantages here! |
| Mini-Games & Events | Take a break from survival and jump into mini-games, tournaments, and special events hosted by the community! |
| Java & Bedrock Crossplay | Play with friends on any platform—no limitations, just fun. |
| A Friendly, Tight-Knit Community | We may be small, but we’re passionate, welcoming, and here to stay. |
| Server Name: | Racoon Hideout |
| Version: | Play on any version! |
| Gameplay: | Mostly vanilla, enhanced with quality-of-life features |
| Crossplay: | Java & Bedrock supported |
Whether you’re here to survive, build, trade, or compete, Racoon Hideout is the perfect place to start your journey.
Join us today and become part of something amazing!
Get updates, chat with players, and help shape the future of the server!
See you in the Hideout!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 218 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3082 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a chance to see Anya Taylor-Joy’s boobs or vag!
Like, who even needs to watch movies when you can be exploring our server and possibly catching a glimpse of some celebrity skin?!
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server ever created – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 1592 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6617 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Join us and get your hands on wristbands with chips that let you complete quests and earn prizes. Choose from 4 different bracelets, each with a different color gradient and a silhouette of a dino. It’s like choosing your starter Pokemon, but with prehistoric creatures!
Just like the mom who couldn’t tell a Triceratops from a parasaurolophus, you’ll be faced with tough decisions. But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re just here for the blue ones. And if you get confused, just blame it on being colorblind like our heroic employee did!
So come on down to our server, where the dinosaurs are pixelated and the quests are as confusing as a mom trying to pick the “blue one.” Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 3897 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
But seriously, if animals could commit crimes, I think the sheep would be arrested the most. They’re always causing trouble, like stealing wool from other sheep or breaking into the farmer’s house to eat all his wheat. Plus, have you ever seen a sheep try to drive a minecart? It’s a disaster waiting to happen. So come join our crazy SMP and see for yourself, it’s a total zoo in here!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 4051 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 112 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
So get this, the server is so lit that even ballerinas’ parents are getting jailed for neglecting their daughter because she was too busy playing on the server and forgot to eat. Like, they were all like “Sorry officer, we were too busy watching our daughter become a Minecraft legend to remember to feed her.”
Join this server for the most epic builds, the craziest adventures, and the chance to become a Minecraft ballerina legend. Plus, who knows, maybe your parents will get jailed for neglecting you too because you’re too busy dominating the server. YOLO, amirite?
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 180 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
So, one time, there was this anemonefish who was chilling with their sea anemone homies, right? But then, out of nowhere, the sea anemone started getting all stingy and trying to attack the poor fish! It was like a crazy underwater battle, bro!
But guess what? The sea anemone had evolved to have low levels of sialic acid in their skin mucus, so they couldn’t trigger their stinging cells on the anemonefish! It was like some next level evolution stuff happening right there!
And that’s just a taste of the insane adventures you can have on this Minecraft server! Join now and experience the wildest and wackiest gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s get crafting, baby!
