| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 1565 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 270 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Crops Grown: | 5797 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
ninescraft.net
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 6188 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 104 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
And get this, fam – we got a pet zombie named Zombo who be protectin’ our base from creepers and skeletons. He even knows how to do the floss dance, it’s lit! Plus, we got a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but way more dangerous!
Oh, and don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We got players dukin’ it out with diamond swords and enchanted armor, it’s a bloodbath out there! But hey, that’s just how we roll on dis server – no mercy, no prisoners!
So come join us on dis insane Minecraft server, where the food waste is low but the fun is off the charts! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 7069 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 355 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7438 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 432 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 272 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who like to live life on the edge.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators like Bing/Copilot, Civitai, and Tensor to take your creations to the next level.
And don’t even get me started on our FAQ section – we’ve got tags for prompting, models, embeddings, characters, and more. Plus, our link hub will blow your mind!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 7641 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
We promise a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through our pixelated world, where you never know what items might mysteriously disappear from your inventory. Will it be a bag of protein powder, a shoe horn, or even hair clippers? The possibilities are endless!
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to outwit the sneaky thieves lurking in the shadows. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the missing items and become the hero of the server. Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 9560 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 150 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 138 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.
And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 9493 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).
Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 1101 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 24 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 151 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.
Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.
Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2124 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.
Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?
So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 7575 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 37 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.
So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 2304 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 1271 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 635 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 26 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!
And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!
So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 6554 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 304307 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 264 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 583 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 680505 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 53 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Come in to just go through minecraft.
Can’t we argue?)
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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 8640 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Overview |
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| Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here! |
| We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st. |
| There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+ |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is PVP allowed on the server? | No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties. |
| What mods are included in the custom modpack? | The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. |
| Are there any age restrictions for players? | The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older. |
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6495 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 387 |
| Votes: | 2324 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!
Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 7269 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 101 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty
