| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 9724 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 2527 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 137 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY SCIENTIFIC STUFF GOING ON HERE. APPARENTLY, IF U THINK UR PARTNER IS GONNA HANG OUT WITH OTHER DUDES, UR SPERM GETS ALL PUMPED UP AND READY TO FIGHT.
SO, IF U WANNA HAVE THE MOST BADASS SPERM IN ALL OF MINECRAFT, JOIN US. U’LL BE SWIMMING IN A SEA OF SUPER SPERM, READY TO TAKE ON ANY CHALLENGE.
COME ON, WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME CRAZY BABIES TOGETHER.
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 3734 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 54 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
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| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 2758 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 178 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
First off, we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection. You’ll be swimming in bling, I tell ya!
And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like a cross between a zombie and a disco ball. You’ll be dancing your way through hordes of sparkly undead creatures.
Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.
So what are you waiting for? Get your pixelated butt over here and join the fun! Just don’t blame me if you never want to leave.
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 2773 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 4481 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Join us and experience the excitement of balancing on a bench with no back support, all while feeling self-conscious in your tight skinny jeans. Who needs a supportive cushion when you have the thrill of constantly balancing to avoid falling?
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the ultimate showdown with your friends as they call you dramatic and shitty for leaving over a seat. Will you be the asshole in this intense game of friendship drama? Join our server now to find out!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 9587 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3192 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 97 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 53 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 1081 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 570 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9592 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
we have diamond rain on jupiter, creeper-infested moons, and even a secret portal to the land of unicorns. our community is so friendly, you’ll think you’re chatting with aliens from a far-off galaxy.
so grab your pickaxe, hop on a rocket ship, and join us for the most out-of-this-world minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. just remember, in space, no one can hear you scream…unless you’re on our discord channel. then everyone can hear you scream.
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 6177 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
And get this, fam – we got a pet zombie named Zombo who be protectin’ our base from creepers and skeletons. He even knows how to do the floss dance, it’s lit! Plus, we got a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but way more dangerous!
Oh, and don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We got players dukin’ it out with diamond swords and enchanted armor, it’s a bloodbath out there! But hey, that’s just how we roll on dis server – no mercy, no prisoners!
So come join us on dis insane Minecraft server, where the food waste is low but the fun is off the charts! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 6838 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 24 | Buildings Constructed: | 29 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 229 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 480 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who like to live life on the edge.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators like Bing/Copilot, Civitai, and Tensor to take your creations to the next level.
And don’t even get me started on our FAQ section – we’ve got tags for prompting, models, embeddings, characters, and more. Plus, our link hub will blow your mind!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 4207 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 |
We promise a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through our pixelated world, where you never know what items might mysteriously disappear from your inventory. Will it be a bag of protein powder, a shoe horn, or even hair clippers? The possibilities are endless!
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to outwit the sneaky thieves lurking in the shadows. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the missing items and become the hero of the server. Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 7282 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 240 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 |
On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.
And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 6283 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 23 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).
Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 9997 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.
Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.
Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 4028 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 240 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.
Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?
So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 2206 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Votes: | 3872 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.
So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!
