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Nimbus factions
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GasCrisisGoneSlovaKyiv
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in blocky land. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the cha cha, and villagers that tell dad jokes all day long.one time, this dude named Steve built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon, but then he realized there was no oxygen up there so he had to ride it back down real quick. it was a wild ride, let me tell ya.
also, our admin once turned into a giant chicken and started laying diamond eggs everywhere. it was like a treasure hunt, but with poultry. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness?
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underwater city where mermaids and dolphins throw the best parties? it’s like Atlantis, but with more disco balls.
so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the fun, right?)
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Blockflix Rotten Tomatoes Rating
so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this place. first off, we got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and gold ingots. u can only access it if u defeat the evil Ender Dragon with a rubber chicken. yep, u heard me right, a rubber chicken.also, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will descend from the sky and drop rare enchanted items for u to collect. but be careful, cuz the pigs are actually shape-shifting aliens in disguise.
oh, and did i mention that we have a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best jokes in the land? he’s a real comedian, that one.
so, come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of minecraft land. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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Lung Cancer Race Track
come join our epic minecraft server where the distance to the nearest lung cancer facility is determined by the racial and ethnic makeup of your community! if you’re asian, black, or hispanic, you’ll have a shorter distance to travel to get treatment because we care about diversity and health! plus, our server is filled with magical creatures like unicorns and dragons who will help you mine for diamonds and build the coolest houses ever. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save some lungs together!
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Banana Sandwich
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Highlights Running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 with carefully selected quality-of-life addons Organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort Active, mature community (mostly early 20s) that loves to collaborate and chat Coming Soon: Proximity Voice Chat for next-level immersion! Quality-of-Life Features Player heads for unique decorating Armor stand editor for creative displays Invisible item frames for clean builds Community Focus Regular community events and minigames Helpful, welcoming players who love to collaborate Drama-free environment with simple, common-sense rules Voice chat hangouts that will get even better with proximity chat! Ready to Join? Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4
Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out, you’ll find your place here. Come be part of our story and experience the future of SMP gameplay with our upcoming proximity chat!
Note: Server is whitelisted to maintain our amazing community vibes
FAQ
Q: How do I join the server?
A: You can connect with Plooop on Discord or join using the provided server link.
Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running?
A: The server is running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 version.
Q: How does the diamond-based economy work?
A: The economy rewards creativity and effort with diamonds as a form of currency.
Q: What is Proximity Voice Chat?
A: Proximity Voice Chat allows players to naturally chat with nearby players as they explore, build, and adventure together.
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NoStupidDogNames Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like naming your dog “Bitch”! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the drama of deciding on a questionable name for your furry friend.Explore our virtual world with your own unique username, whether it’s “Bitch’sOwner” or “CatLover32”. Build your own virtual pet sanctuary and see how your cats Viktor and Warwick react to the new addition of a digital dog named Bitch.
Venture into our server and witness the hilarious conversations that unfold as you try to explain to the neighbor’s kids why your dog is named Bitch. Will you be able to navigate through the awkward encounters and come out unscathed?
So come on and join us on this crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your spouse’s questionable naming choices). It’s a rollercoaster ride of laughs and surprises that you won’t want to miss out on!