Nikke’s SMP Shenanigans #3069 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft MiseryLand

Bleak, DEPRESSING, Desolate, dismal, distressing, dreary, Experience, Forlorn, gloomy, heart-wrenching, Melancholy, Minecraft, miserable place, MiseryLand, Pitiful, Somber, sorrowful, travel, Unfortunate, Unhappy, worst place, Wretched

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Have you ever been to a Minecraft server so boring that even the creepers fell asleep? Well, not anymore! Join our server and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a roller coaster that takes you straight to the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join us and become a knight of the Chicken King, fighting off evil cows and sheep with your trusty sword made of enchanted bacon.

So, if you’re tired of mundane Minecraft servers and want to experience the craziest adventures of your life, join us now! Who knows, you might even find a hidden portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake.

UkraineCraft2020

administration, Allies, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military aid, military support, nato, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, solidarity, transatlantic partnership, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft2020, united states

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

so, like, this server is totally epic, just like trump telling europe he’s got ukraine’s back, bro. we got crazy battles and wars happening all the time, just like in real life. join us and be part of the action, man. plus, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. it’s like a real-life conspiracy, dude. so come on, join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, i promise.

SibCraft: Bonded Minds

Adulthood, better cognitive functioning, Bonded, brain health, Childhood, cognitive health, Emotional support, family relationships, frequent contact, healthy aging, Lifelong connections, long-term effects, mental health, Minds.., old age, older adults, positive impact, positive interactions, SibCraft, sibling bonds, Siblings, Social Connections, study

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

so, like, if u wanna keep ur brain all smart and stuff when u old, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, it’s been scientifically proven that if u have good times with ur siblings when u small, ur brain will be all sharp when u old. so, like, come join this server and make some sibling-like bonds with ur minecraft buddies, and u gonna be a genius when u old. plus, like, u gotta stay in touch with ur siblings even when u grown up, so, like, stay connected on this server and keep ur brain all healthy and stuff. trust me, it’s science.

dnmc

activities, airdrops, B Ward, cells, commissary, Cosmetics, Discord, dnmc, Fishing, Guards, mine, nostalgic, Npcs, patarhd, Prison, Progression, PVP Events, Quests, Roleplay, Showcase, warzone, Website

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Server Overview

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison
PvP Events
Non-P2W
Cosmetics

Activities & Progression:

Cells
Quests
Commissary
Fishing
Guards (coming soon)

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players.
Are there any PvP events?	Yes, you can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Can I farm gems in the prison?	Yes, you can grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage in your cell.
What special items can I sell at the Commissary?	You can sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Are there any rare rewards while fishing?	Yes, you can unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.

True Crafters Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Authenticity, Bond, brotherhood, Community, Crafters, culture, family, genuine, Honor, Integrity, loyalty, niggas, Only, pride, real, Realm, Respect, solidarity, street, tradition, True, Trust, Unity

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Yo, listen up fam, dis Minecraft server be poppin’ off like fireworks on the Fourth of July. We got creepers droppin’ it low, skeletons breakin’ it down, and zombies tryna hit the dab.

If you ain’t afraid to throw hands with some Endermen or challenge a pack of wolves to a dance battle, then this server is where you belong, my dude.

We got custom mods that’ll make your head spin faster than a pig in a tornado. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we got diamonds for days, baby!

So if you think you got what it takes to survive in this crazy world of blocky madness, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Real niggas only, no scrubs allowed. Let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥🎮

Minecraft SMP: > Drumpf’ed

controversial, current events, drumpf, drumpfed, election, fake news, funny, humor, meme, Minecraft, Parody, political humor, Political satire, Politics, president, satire, smp, social commentary, trending, trump, Trumped, viral

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: a land where giant chickens roam free, creepers wear top hats, and every block is made of cheese. Our server is like a fever dream come to life, with crazy events happening every day. Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers? We got you covered. How about a game of parkour where the floor is lava and the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato? It’s all possible on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good time. We have regular costume parties, dance-offs, and even a secret underground disco club where the zombies are the DJs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember, on our server, anything goes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

EcoDisasterCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, Deforestation, EcoDisasterCraft, ecological imbalance, environmental degradation, global warming, greenhouse gases, habitat destruction, human impact on the environment, industrialization, natural resource depletion, ocean acidification, overpopulation, plastic pollution, Pollution, species extinction, urbanization, waste management, water pollution

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	86	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Climate change? Nope. Political corruption? Guess again. The real answer is boring old reality! But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the dullness of everyday life and dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and pure chaos.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a land where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party thrown by a wealthy leprechaun. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to take up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of ninja rabbits.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will make Alice’s trip to Wonderland look like a stroll in the park.

TigerCraft30: Changbai Revival

Amur leopard, Amur Tigers, animal reintroduction, Biodiversity, Changbai, Changbai Mountains, Changbai Nature Reserve, conservation efforts, conservation success, ecosystem preservation, Endangered species, environmental conservation, habitat restoration, Revival, Siberian tigers, species reintroduction, tiger population, TigerCraft30, wildlife comeback, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitat, wildlife protection, wildlife sanctuary

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ AFTER 30 YEARS, AMUR TIGERS RETURN TO CHANGBAI MOUNTAINS AND DEY WANNA PLAY MINECRAFT WID U! DEY BUILDIN TIGER HOUSES AND HUNTIN CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS. U CAN RIDE DEM TIGERS AND GO ON EPIC ADVENTURES ACROSS DA SERVER. PLUS, DEY GIVE U SPECIAL TIGER ARMOR DAT MAKES U INVINCIBLE. SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE DA TIGERS GET BORED AND LEAVE AGAIN! #TIGERPOWER #MINECRAFTSAFARI

Pandemic Pixel Pals

24 countries, causes of death, Covid-19, data analysis, effects, epidemiology, global impact, health crisis, healthcare systems, international study, Leverhulme Centre for Demographic Science, long-term effects, mortality rates, PALS, pandemic, PIXEL, public health, public policy, research findings, researchers, Significant, statistical analysis

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got scientists from the Leverhulme Centre for Demographic Science studying how COVID-19 is affecting deaths in 24 freakin’ countries! Like, who knew a virus could have such a wild impact on Minecraft players, right? Join now to see if you can survive the pandemic in the game and become the ultimate survivor! Plus, we got secret potions that can protect you from any virus mobs trying to take you down. Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and become a COVID-19 warrior in Minecraft!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

1685, 20, 2764955350, 4200, 6495, 8145, 877, banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, OWNER, personal account, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

5p.vanilla-box.ru

Hotdog Water

5FwnHSYHex, Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, discord.gg, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, Java 1.21, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, Water, Website

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Server Name	Hotdog Water
Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats? A: No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay? A: There are no restrictions, but certain features like random teleport and land claim are not available.

India Funny Accent 1.20.3

1.20.3, accent, Accents, comedy, CONTENT, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, funny, humor, Impressions.., India, indian accent, internet, mimicry, ONLINE, Posts, reading, social media, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mines Excavated:	2678
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Hey bro, do you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Like, imagine a world where you can build your own crazy creations and battle it out with other players! It’s like the Hunger Games meets Legos on steroids, dude.

And get this, there’s like, secret underground caves filled with treasure and monsters that will make you pee your pants. But don’t worry, you can team up with other players to take them down and steal all their loot. It’s like a virtual heist, but with blocks and swords instead of guns and cash.

Plus, the admins on this server are like, super chill and always hosting epic events like build battles and parkour challenges. You’ll never be bored, bro. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Clear As Day Slavs Minecraft SMP

Ancestry, asian, assimilation, clear, culture, Day, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnicity, eurasian, genetics, heritage, History, Identity, integration, Migration, Minecraft, Modernization, multicultural, Origins, slavs, smp, society, Traditional

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	113
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crops Grown:	5651

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious SMP you’ll ever join!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show where the only rule is to have fun!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens, participate in llama racing tournaments, or even build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyHouseFlipper

AITAH, buying house, communication breakdown, CraftyHouseFlipper, family drama, financial situation, Girlfriend, homeowners insurance, investment risk, lease agreements, market prices, market rent, mortgage struggles, neighborhood changes, profit sharing, retirement nest egg, saving money, selling house, Son, trust issues

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine a world where a 60-year-old mom (yes, you read that right) rents her second home to her 34-year-old son, Joe. But wait, it gets crazier! There’s homeowners insurance drama, job losses, and even a shooting in the neighborhood. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?

But the real kicker is when Mom decides to sell the house, and Joe and his girlfriend go full-on drama mode. They leave passive-aggressive messages around the house, cut off all contact, and refuse to share their new address. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who knows what crazy antics will happen next?

YemenCraft Server: US Strikes Houthi HQ

airstrike, civilian casualties, Conflict, foreign policy, global news, Houthi, Houthi military facilities, Houthi rebels, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, political tensions, Report, Sana’a, Saudi Arabia, Server, strikes, united states, us military, US strikes, War, Yemen, YemenCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5360
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Potions Brewed:	158	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

so, like, picture this: you’re chillin in yemen’s sana’a, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, BOOM! the US comes in and starts strikin houthi military faciltiies like it’s nobodies business. but, like, don’t worry, cuz on our minecraft server, you can join in on all the action and chaos! blow stuff up, build crazy bases, and maybe even start your own war (just kidding, please don’t do that). so come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next minecraft warlord of yemen’s sana’a!

Players:	99/900	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	170	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Void Armor Forged:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	6369
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0