NikkeiCraft Minecraft Server

come join our minecraft server where the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally ride your pig off a cliff! we’ve got more chaos than the Nikkei stock market, with players running around like headless chickens trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But watch out, because our mobs are more ruthless than a bear market, ready to trample your stocks and leave you crying in a corner. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can survive the craziness that is our minecraft server. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the creepers.

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  • BlockyMood Swings

    BlockyMood Swings
    so, like, u know how sometimes u just cant decide if u wanna mine for diamonds or build a sick castle in minecraft? well, this server is the answer to all ur problems! our totally legit study shows that joining our server can actually cure depression symptoms cuz u wont have to make any decisions at all! just join, do whatever u want, and boom, depression gone! plus, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to step foot on it. come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft therapy session!

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  • SmartDumbassCraft

    SmartDumbassCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server if you want to prove to the world that eating a whole block of cheese in one sitting is a sign of true intelligence. That’s right, forget about solving complex math problems or mastering a new language, all you need to do is show off your cheese-eating skills to join our elite group of players.

    But that’s not all! Our server also believes that speaking only in pig Latin is the key to unlocking your full potential. So get ready to brush up on your oink oink language skills and impress your fellow players with your linguistic prowess.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that the legendary Minecraft player, Steve, himself frequents our server in search of players who can out-build him in a competition of epic proportions. So join now and show Steve who’s boss with your insane building skills!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and show the world that being a little bit dumb can actually be a sign of true intelligence!

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  • Zelenskiy’s Peace Talks Minecraft Server

    Zelenskiy’s Peace Talks Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own peace talks like zelenskiy!!! u can invite ur friends from u.s. and europe to join in on the fun and help u negotiate peace treaties with other players!!! who needs real life when u can have virtual peace talks in minecraft??? plus, u might even get to meet zelenskiy himself in the game and get some insider tips on how to be a peace talk pro!!! join now for the most wacky and wild peace talks u will ever experience in minecraft!!!

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  • MinecraftBorderPatrol

    MinecraftBorderPatrol
    lol this server is like mexico, we refuse all the boring stuff and only accept the coolest players. we are like the rebellious teenagers of minecraft servers, saying no to the man (or in this case, the US military flight deporting migrants). come join us if you want to be part of the most epic rebellion in minecraft history. plus, we have tacos. lots and lots of tacos. so come on over and join the fun!

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  • Screen Time School Prep

    Screen Time School Prep
    so like, u know how kids these days r always on their screens, right? well, guess what? turns out all that screen time is actually makin’ them smarter for school! like, who woulda thought, amirite? so, if u wanna get ur kiddos ready for school and make sure they’re ahead of the game, u gotta join our minecraft server! we got all the cool games and activities that will boost their skills and get them ready to crush it in school. plus, who knows, maybe they’ll even become the next minecraft mastermind and make millions of diamonds or somethin’. so come on, join us and let’s get those brains workin’!

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