Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Crops Grown: | 9147 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 81 |
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