NikkeCraft – Where Creeper Hugs are Mandatory!

#union raid, 1.5 anni stream, Active Codes, Android, co-op, Costume Passes, creeper, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, hugs, Ios, Land Eater, Mandatory, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, one more time, Optimization, PC, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1585
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Farms Harvested:	898
Magic Items Found:	8744	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	New Chunks Explored:	217437

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so awesome that even the DEVELOPERS are writing notes about it in the year 2024! That’s right, time travel is possible on our server. – We have EVENTS that will blow your mind, like the “Sim Room Overclock: Beta 2” where you can overclock your sim room to the max! – Want to recruit some special characters? We have a Special Recruit Bay where you can recruit characters that are so special, they have their own theme song. – And don’t even get me started on the COSTUME PASSES! Dress up your character in the most fabulous outfits like “Rosanna: Ms. Dangerous” and show off your style to the whole server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! And remember, all dates and times listed are in UTC+9, because we like to keep things interesting.

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	211	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Towns Built:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Endless Night Skies:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	83	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Divine Spears Created:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ores Mined:	3561

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Divine Spears Created:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6656	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Astral Projections Made:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Star Shards Collected:	79	Dragons Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1415
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	266
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dimension Hops:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1647
Dragon Eggs Found:	3536	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Star Shards Collected:	259
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1206
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Towns Built:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Emeralds Found:	7705
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	29

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9190	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!