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BlockyBizEmailVerify – Where even creepers need to confirm their email before posting on /biz/!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against creepers, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT, and participating in our legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournaments (spoiler alert: the chickens always win).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that you need to verify your email just to post on our forum /biz/. Why, you ask? Because our community is so elite that we only want the most dedicated and hilarious players to join us.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. It’s over for boring Minecraft servers, but it’s just beginning for the insanity that is our server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Frieren’s Funhouse: Where Minecraft meets Mushoku Tensei on a budget!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s like the poor man’s version of Mushoku Tensei? Look no further, because our server is just like that, but with blocks! Join us for a wild ride through a world where you can mine, build, and fight your way to victory.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the chest turned into a giant monster and chased them around the map! It was hilarious, and everyone had a good laugh watching the chaos unfold.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Mushoku Tensei when you can have frieren?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘what happens here’ Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons why:

– Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

– We have a magical forest where the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Who needs a pickaxe when you can just shake a tree and get rich?

– Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit filled with chickens wearing armor. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most intense battle you’ll ever witness.

– We have a hidden village where the villagers ride around on pigs instead of walking. It’s like a piggy parade every day!

– And last but not least, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake houses, cake trees, even cake mobs. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Creepers and HoloID Fanatics – Join Now!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone speaks in a language you don’t understand? Well, fear not because our server has the rare and elusive feature of English-speaking players! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious banter, epic adventures, and maybe even a few British accents thrown in for good measure. Who knows, you might even learn some new slang words to impress your friends with! So why settle for a server where you can’t understand a word anyone is saying when you can join ours and have a jolly good time? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Friends

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that just don’t quite hit the mark? Look no further, because our server is a perfect 10/10 in every way! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing that it will make you forget about all those other games that didn’t quite make the cut for you. Once you join, you won’t be able to tear yourself away!

2. We have the most epic builds and crazy adventures that will blow your mind. From towering castles to underwater cities, our server has it all.

3. Our community is the best around, full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing all day long. You’ll never want to leave once you start chatting with our wacky crew.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft world like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Star Shards Collected:	260
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlockRockinBeats: Where Creeper Jams and Endermen Dance! 🎵

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs are here to party and they want you to join in on the fun! But be careful, they may challenge you to a dance-off for some epic loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a game of tic-tac-toe, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers. Yes, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Modtastic Minecraft Madness – Because Vanilla is Overrated!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft with its basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so jam-packed with mods that your head will spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got mods that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns, mods that make every block explode when you touch it, and even a mod that turns the Ender Dragon into a friendly kitten that just wants to cuddle. Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before – just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those exploding blocks)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Rune Stones Activated:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

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Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

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Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	1133
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blocky Booty Bounce

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Farms Harvested:	891
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
New Chunks Explored:	501099	Enchantments Applied:	202

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Animals Bred:	146
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.