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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 293 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 7599 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 366 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire, battling epic bosses, and riding on the backs of dragons (yes, you read that right). Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting.”
So what are you waiting for? Leave the dramafags behind and come join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.