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Players: 98/500 Votes: 4222
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Mines Excavated: 3934 Wilderness Tamed: 9
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Crops Grown: 2123 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and nonsense? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate drama-free zone! We’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more excitement than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire, battling epic bosses, and riding on the backs of dragons (yes, you read that right). Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting.”

So what are you waiting for? Leave the dramafags behind and come join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • VAllure Haven 1.21

    VAllure Haven 1.21
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 1453
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Votes: 1523 Gods Slained: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

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  • BabyBlockBungle

    BabyBlockBungle
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 4837
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Void Gems Collected: 17
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Alien Abductions: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

    But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

    So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

    AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 8712
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Zombie Dances: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

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  • SinCraft: Reddit Edition

    SinCraft: Reddit Edition
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 7887
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Alien Abductions: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

    Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

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  • Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

    Leash-Carrying Doggos Server
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 7264
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 18 Emeralds Found: 2328
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Zombie Dances: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

    But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

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  • Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

    Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 2536
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 49

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

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  • R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

    R9k Community Craft 1.20.1
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 5776
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 60 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

    We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

    Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

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  • GuantanamoCraft SMP

    GuantanamoCraft SMP
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 3523
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Enchantments Applied: 272
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

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  • MineCraftMatchmaker

    MineCraftMatchmaker
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 259
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 409 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

    Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

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  • UkrainianLandWars

    UkrainianLandWars
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 4130
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Ores Mined: 2279 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

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  • Skinny Talent Server

    Skinny Talent Server
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 3113
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 20
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Dimension Hops: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

    we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

    if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

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  • Bowels of Doom Server

    Bowels of Doom Server
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 8901
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

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  • Meteor Madness 1.20.2

    Meteor Madness 1.20.2
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 8276
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 44 Demon Skulls Collected: 15
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Magic Items Found: 1907 New Chunks Explored: 970260

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

    I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

    Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

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  • AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 6549
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyQualities

    CraftyQualities
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 696
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Enchantments Applied: 57
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Villages Defended: 20
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

    Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

    We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

    So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

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