NijiCraft: Ultimate Fan Protection Minecraft Server

anime expo, Armed, AX booth, black knights, community management, convention security, COSPLAY, event safety, Fan, fan culture, fan protection, fan safety, internet safety, Japanese content creators, Minecraft, NijiCraft, Nijifags, Nijisanji, online harassment, Protection, roving bands, security measures, Server, threat prevention, Ultimate, virtual youtubers

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crops Grown:	2271
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being attacked by armed black knights while trying to enjoy your favorite virtual idols at conventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from those pesky nijifags shooters. With our advanced security system, you can rest assured that your virtual idols will be safe from harm. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers that allow you to summon giant nijisanji mascots to fight off any attackers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate protector of nijisanji fans everywhere!

Furiosa’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Action Movie, Adventure, badass character, charlize theron, desert wasteland, dystopian future, female empowerment, Female Protagonist, feminist icon, Furiosas, George Miller, iconic role, Imperator Furiosa, mad max, memorable quotes, Minecraft, nicholas hoult, one-armed warrior, post-apocalyptic, Remember Furiosa, smp, strong female lead, Tom Hardy, war rig

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	New Chunks Explored:	530361
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Enchantments Applied:	202
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Potions Brewed:	121	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Well, forget about her because she’s got nothing on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to ride into battle on a llama armed with a diamond sword and a stack of TNT. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. So if you’re ready to embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP!

BrotherBlameGameCraft

Accountability, alcoholism, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, BrotherBlameGameCraft, college, Communication, family, financial struggles, forgiveness, Jealousy, mental health, parenting, personal responsibility, Resentment, self improvement, self worth, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, success, toxic relationships

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Love Letters Sent:	19	Secret Passages Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation and fun!

Join us and leave behind the craziness of family drama like the one described above. On our server, you won’t have to worry about your brother shaming you or blaming you for his problems. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with jealous siblings or crazy family dynamics. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP

Cinema, EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP, ending, film, Haunting, haunting films, haunting moments, haunting movie endings, haunting movies, haunting scenes, Movie, Mystery, psychological thriller, Suspense, Thriller, unresolved, unresolved ending, unresolved mystery, unresolved plot, unresolved questions, unresolved storyline

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magic Items Found:	5102
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like the movie ending that haunts you forever, but in a good way! Like, imagine if the server was a movie and the ending was so crazy, you couldn’t stop thinking about it. That’s what this SMP is like, but with blocks and stuff.

Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper blew it up, but then a magical unicorn appeared and rebuilt it with rainbow blocks. It was so epic, I couldn’t believe my eyes. And then, like, a dragon swooped down and gave me a diamond sword that shoots lasers. I know, it sounds crazy, but it totally happened.

So, if you want to experience movie-ending-level craziness in Minecraft, you have to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right? Join now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! 🍰🦄🐉🌈 #MovieEndingSMP #CakeIsLife

LoveCraftMC

acts of service, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Love And Communication, love and relationships, love language, LoveCraftMC, personal growth, physical touch, primary love language, quality time, receiving gifts, relationship dynamics, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, showing affection, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Towns Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a love language twist! That’s right, on our server, you can communicate with your fellow players using heart emojis, love letters, and even serenading them with love songs in-game.

But that’s not all! We have special events like speed dating where you can find your Minecraft soulmate, and couples building challenges where you and your partner can show off your teamwork skills. And if you’re feeling extra romantic, you can even propose to your in-game crush with a virtual diamond ring!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about spreading the love (literally), then join us now and get ready to experience a whole new level of gameplay. Who knows, you might even find your one true blocky love on our server!

TelAvivTNTBoomz

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Dozen, global crisis, Houthi, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military attack, missile strike, Political unrest, RETALIATION, security threat, Tel Aviv, TelAvivTNTBoomz, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounds, Yemen

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Magic Items Found:	5221	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Emeralds Found:	980
Endless Night Skies:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! we got more explosions than a houthi missile strike in tel aviv, but don’t worry, no one gets hurt except maybe your sides from laughing so hard. we’ve got crazy mini games like “dodge the creeper” and “sheep rodeo” where you can ride sheep like a pro. plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a firework show every day. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing getting wounded is your boredom!

Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms

agriculture, Ancient, Aqua, archaeology, Bread, Cooking, Culinary, diet, discoveries, Early Neolithic, Farmers, Food, grains, gruel, History, Meal, Neolithic, Noms, nutrition, research, Scandinavia, Scandinavian culture, Water

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.

imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.

so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafted Survival

Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, mojang, Playtime, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Trailer, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4448
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	2801
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Shopping District	Dedicated area for player shops and trading
Homes and TPA	Players can set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Interactive map of the server world
Mob Heads	Chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect using the IP play.craftedsurvival.net

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community

Q: How can I claim land?

A: Use the land claiming feature to protect your builds

Azure Realm 1.20

4koma, AZURE, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Void Gems Collected:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. We got guides and resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And guess what? We have circles, clubs, and friends waiting for you to join so you can build epic stuff together.

Forget about reality, jump into this server and experience 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Yuuka, Mari, and Haruna waiting for you to collect.

Don’t miss our Christmas Livestream, it’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire. And the events? Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council is the wildest thing you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Join us for Grand Assault with Binah and Limit Break Assault with The Fury of Set, it’s gonna be crazier than a pig riding a minecart.

And if that’s not enough, we have banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits because why not? Patch notes, events, and double everything – we got it all. So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

Fujimi Lovers Special – Minecraft SMP Oneshot – The End

adaptation, anniversary, anniversary release, Comic, commemoration, Conclusion, conclusion to story, Drama, End.., Fujimi, Fujimi Lovers, LA adaptation, long awaited, Lovers, Manga, Minecraft, OneShot, Release, romance, series, smp, Special, Story, TL inside

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Votes:	8383
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Crops Grown:	1504

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to overthrow these mob overlords and restore peace to the server. But beware, the mobs are not your average Minecraft enemies – they have evolved into super intelligent beings with a thirst for power!

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles. Will you be able to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy. But be warned, the candy creatures are not as sweet as they seem and will do anything to protect their sugary world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Dad vs Father-In-Law Minecraft Server

Communication, dad, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, facetiming, family, father in-law, Fatherinlaw, Gifts, GRANDPA, Grandparents, in-laws, luggage, Minecraft, minnie mouse, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, road trip, roadtrip, Server, suitcase, Surprise, text

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Animals Bred:	190
New Chunks Explored:	126975	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We promise no one will fight over suitcases here, unless it’s a virtual one filled with diamonds! Build your own Minnie Mouse suitcase (or two, we won’t judge) and embark on a road trip to explore our epic world. No need to worry about surprise gifts from grandparents, just pure, unadulterated fun! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing shenanigans!

CraftyNickHater123

Assertiveness, Boundaries, chosen name, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyNickHater123, discomfort, hate, humor, Key & Peele, mispronunciation, name change, Nickname, personal identity, pronounciation, Respect, sensitivity, skit, work environment

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Don’t let a pesky coworker ruin your love for your new name. On our server, you can be called whatever you please, whether it’s your actual name or a funny mispronunciation. Let your creativity run wild and build a world where your name is always pronounced correctly, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey! Leave behind the real world worries and dive into a world where your name is respected and cherished, just like your love for Minecraft. Let’s build, mine, and explore together, because on this server, your name will always be pronounced with love and care.

NorwayVibes Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, clean air, cultural heritage, Fishing, Fjords, innovation, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nature, Nordic cuisine, northern lights, norway, NorwayVibes, oslo, outdoor adventures, quality of life, Scandinavian, skiing, smp, social welfare, travel destination, viking history, winter sports

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ores Mined:	7078	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit! So, like, this server is like the Norway of Minecraft servers, ya know? It’s like, so epic and cool and stuff.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical forest filled with unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs or something. And the best part is, you can ride the unicorns and pigs around the spawn area, like, how crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, because they can grant you wishes and stuff. Like, one time I asked for a diamond sword and they gave me a whole stack of them! It was insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, like, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as Norway, then you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoLoverzCraft

ancient creatures, ancient extinction events, ancient species, DinoLoverzCraft, Dinosaurs, dodo birds, extinct animals, extinct dinosaurs, extinct species, extinct wildlife, favorite extinct animals, fossilized remains, ice age mammals, mammoths, natural history, Paleontology, passenger pigeons, past 60 million years, prehistoric animals, saber-toothed tigers, Woolly rhinoceros

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	185	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ores Mined:	5167
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is all about extinct animals from the past 60 million years! Join us and ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling a pack of saber-toothed tigers.

Ever wanted to see a woolly mammoth in real life? Well, on our server, you can ride one into battle against a giant sloth! And don’t even get me started on the dodo bird races we have every Sunday.

So if you’re a history buff who loves a good laugh, come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

NukeCraft Server: Argentina’s Atomic Adventure

#sustainability, Adventure, argentina, Argentinas, ATOMIC, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy independence, energy production, energy security, energy sources, Environment, Expansion, Government, Infrastructure, milei, nuclear energy, nuclear reactors, nukecraft, policy, power, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

come join our server for the most explosive experience ever! we have so much nuclear energy, you’ll think you’re in argentina! our reactors are so powerful, they’ll make your minecraft world glow like never before. who needs diamonds when you have radioactive materials to mine? join us now and help us reach our goal of having more reactors than argentina! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, child soldiers, Conflict, Europe, extremism, foreign policy, hiring children, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israeli targets, KidCraftWarz, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Political, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got kids from iran, like, attacking israeli stuff in europe. it’s like, a total war zone, but in minecraft, ya know? join us if you wanna see some wild action and be part of the most intense battles in the virtual world. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be here? come join the madness, bro!