NightVisionCraft

join our epic minecraft server where melatonin is the key to winning battles and building the most epic structures! forget diamonds, melatonin is where it’s at!

imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the power of a well-rested mind! melatonin will give you super strength and make you the ultimate warrior in the game.

plus, melatonin will also help you see better in the dark caves and dungeons, preventing age-related macular degeneration and keeping your eyes sharp for all those pixelated adventures.

so come join us on our melatonin-powered minecraft server and experience the most mind-blowing gameplay ever! who needs diamonds when you have melatonin on your side?

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  • CelebGrief SMP: RIP Faves

    CelebGrief SMP: RIP Faves
    OMG guys, like have you heard of this totally rad Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, so epic and amazing, you have to join! Like, if you’re a fan of dead celebrities, this is the place to be! We have a special memorial area where you can pay tribute to your favorite celebs who have passed away. And get this, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the conspiracy theories about their deaths! It’s like, so mysterious and cool, you have to see it to believe it!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where we reenact famous celebrity deaths in Minecraft! It’s like, totally wild and crazy, you won’t believe your eyes! Plus, we have a special griefing zone where you can unleash all your pent-up anger and frustration about your favorite celeb’s death. It’s like therapy, but in Minecraft form!

    So come join us on this totally insane Minecraft SMP server and let’s celebrate the lives of our favorite dead celebrities in the most epic way possible! You won’t regret it, I promise! #RIPcelebs #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsNow

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  • CraftyStateLawsuits

    CraftyStateLawsuits
    Are you tired of boring old politics and lawsuits? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have our own crazy lawsuits happening! We have 22 states suing Steve (our resident Minecraft player who thinks he’s the president) for trying to overhaul the 14th amendment with an executive order to make creepers citizens of our world. Join now to witness the chaos and maybe even become a lawyer for one of the states! Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft lawsuits to deal with?

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  • CraftyColumbia Minecraft Server

    CraftyColumbia Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun that even colombia is turning away military deportation flights from the US just to play with us! we have crazy adventures, insane builds, and the most hilarious community you’ll ever find in a minecraft server. plus, our admins are so cool they once rode a llama into battle against a horde of creepers and won! so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the madness!

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  • ColombiaCraft: No Deportation Zone!

    ColombiaCraft: No Deportation Zone!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than trump’s toupee! we got more sanctions and tariffs than colombia has coffee beans! watch out for deportation planes flying overhead, but don’t worry, we’ll protect you with our diamond armor and enchanted swords. join now and build a fortress so strong, even trump himself would be jealous! #BuildTheWallButInMinecraft #MinecraftSanctions #TariffsForDays

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  • Time Machine Lottery Fails

    Time Machine Lottery Fails
    lol come join our cray cray minecraft server where the blocks are always dancing and the creepers wear tutus. we got pigs flying, chickens doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing for emeralds.

    if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the power of infinite diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. our server is so lit that even herobrine comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    we also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons and zombies have a dance-off to see who’s the grooviest monster in town. and don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free milkshakes.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most mind-blowing minecraft server in the multiverse. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, so it’s all good.

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