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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 3966 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 136 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the moonwalk, it was lit AF. And then I heard about this secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, they’re planning to take over the world with their potato-powered spaceships.
But the best part is the night shifts, bro. Like, you can find all these hidden treasures and rare mobs that only come out at night. I heard there’s a secret boss called the Enderdragon’s cousin who shoots laser beams from its eyes and drops enchanted golden carrots.
So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world of pure insanity and chaos, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free tacos every Tuesday.